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Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...

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  • pothetato@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

    Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

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    The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

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    • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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      You mean the sky rats???? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

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        Those kids better stick to their own damn chips

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          Don't steal his chip

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          Simple as

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          • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]
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            Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

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              Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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              • dumbass@quokk.auD [email protected]

                That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

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                Stop stealing his chips

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                  The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

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                  Oh no not the flying rats

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                  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                    Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

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                    Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

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                    • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                      Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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                      Should shoot them with machineguns!

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                        The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

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                        I dont think you should call others psycho after fantasizing about their death.

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                          as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

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                            I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

                            I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

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                              Simple as

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                              This thread seems very British.

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                              • hossenfeffer@feddit.ukH [email protected]

                                Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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                                What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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                                  as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

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                                  I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

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                                    Just wait until it's the Ibis.

                                    Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.

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                                      What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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                                      I’m sure someone’s mother should be able to answer this

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                                        Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

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                                        I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.

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                                          I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

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                                          it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can't be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out

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