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  • W [email protected]

    Nah, that’s merely “Heck.” In Hell you use a TV remote.

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    One that sometimes lags and doesn't type what you pressed... then catches up and double-types or omits part of it.

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    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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      Minimum 18 characters, must use caps, lower case, punctuation, numbers, and at least 4 special symbols.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        Hell would be having to input it using voice typing

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        • I [email protected]

          My tv remote is motion so that's not really too bad. Point and click.

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          hey i also used to have a Wii

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          • P [email protected]

            Nah, in hell its answering Captchas that can't be answered:

            "To get out of hell and go to heaven, simply click on the fruit pictured that has the same weight as mathmatics"

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            The worst circle of hell is just normal Captchas.

            Click verify once no pictures of bicycles remain but there are always more bicycles, then after 30 days of that it starts again with crosswalks.

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Challenge accepted.

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              • Z [email protected]

                The first level of the game is called “input a 3000 word essay on why you are in hell”

                Any spelling mistakes will require a full do over.

                Depending on your crime the return/erase button may be disabled.

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                Sin, crime doesn't necessarily cause damnation in most mainstream religions that have a Hell

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                • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                  That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.

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                  Aka a TV remote

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                  • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                    That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.

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                    And the onscreen keyboard is in reverse alphabetic order

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Nah, that’s merely “Heck.” In Hell you use a TV remote.

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                      At least there are some remotes that use T9

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                      • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                        That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.

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                        and its not the fancy bluetooth one on new TVs where you can point it anywhere, but good old infrared, aiming and all. All the while the batteries are half dead/not slotted correctly so you have to open it up and roll it around a bit to hit the g-spot so it works.

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                        • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                          That's the upper level. On the lower level you use a remote control, and there's tons of input lag.

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                          Also the keys sometimes get stuck, and the keyboard closes without saving your input when you press up in the top row.

                          Oh wait, that's just Android TV. 😞

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                            And the passwords are random gibberish, and every time you enter in the password the letter location scrambles.

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                            • W [email protected]

                              Nah, that’s merely “Heck.” In Hell you use a TV remote.

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                              In hell you use a tv remote with a gyro pointer and on-screen keyboard. And it has a slight, but random, delay.

                              How do I know this is torture? My partner has one and because it feeds through multiple devices, it has a slight but random delay. And it’s the most frustrating experience of all time. Souls-like games on nightmare are likely less frustrating (and this comes from someone who can’t finish any of them on the lowest difficulty).

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                                It's in alphabetical order not qwerty

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