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Might be time to find another job

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    At one of my previous jobs it was the head of HR stealing people's food. Every time somebody complained he'd put up a sign and start "investigating", but nothing ever came of it despite having cameras pointed at the fridge. Eventually someone got tired of it, put up their own camera, and caught the head of HR on camera a couple times. Apparently the president of the company didn't care and brushed it off. I only found out because the guy with evidence blanket emailed the videos to the whole company. Of course he got written up for doing that.

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    I'm surprised the HR guy didn't get the shit kicked out of him

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      Stop stealing their stuff, scumbag.

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      • almacca@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

        Just start calling her The Food Thief in front of people at every opportunity. Public shaming can be powerful.

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        After much hinting and me going off, she clearly just didn't care...

        We eventually just started keeping the leftovers upstairs. If the guys ate it in a sitting, so be it, we at least had a teachable moment when they came and complained their stomach was upset.

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          I'm offended because this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers) and I don't think people should be so satisfied with this band-aid solution.

          This feels like a microcosm of society as a whole right now. 3 individuals taking individual action that won't solve the root problem.

          And I can easily imagine the boss(or anyone with actual authority) having their own personal fridge and just ignoring the situation entirely no matter how often it's brought up.

          You can feel fully justified in doing something and still hate having to do it.

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          this is indicative of a much larger problem(distrust amongst coworkers)

          The scope of the problem is much much larger: the entire fucking culture IMO, assuming you are in the USA because I am and it sure sounds like you're talking about this place.

          I think it goes beyond distrust though. It is a lack of respect for human dignity (which leads to lack of respect for oneself) and for just being decent to one another so we can all enjoy our time on Earth a little bit more.

          I have made a couple trips to Sweden of all places, and it's wild seeing things like real glasses and silverware being available for any schmuck to use in a restaurant/airport/workplace. And then people put them in the dishwasher or return them to the kitchen when done! Little things like that seem so minor until you think about the deep seated issues it is revealing.

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          • daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

            Yeah, people who drink milk at work are super weird

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            It's pretty common to have milk in your tea

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              image of paul blart off duty attire smiling to viewer with meme caption "okay"

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              • B [email protected]

                I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with "GI supplements, don't drink" written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn't believe the warning.

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                I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

                I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can't imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

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                  If only there was a whey to revive it.

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                  These jokes are getting cheesy

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                  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                    so I've had tea in Ireland and the UK, and my observation is that most people just use an ounce of milk for a cuppa, right?

                    how much tea is this type of freak, that needs this much milk at work, drinking?

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                    Tea breaks are a good way of breaking up the work day

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Most locks are not designed to keep people out of something. They're to clearly state that they're not welcome.

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                      And my bike lock is hefty enough to double up as a makeshift warhammer.

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                        Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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                        Question: I bring milk into the office laced with powerful psychedelics. It is clearly labeled with my name, saying “This is mine and for my consumption only. Do not drink”. Someone takes and drinks it.

                        Is this illegal?

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                        • cheers_queers@lemmy.zipC [email protected]

                          Someone emptied my lunchbox and left it on the counter, i've had a padlock on it ever since.

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                          What’s the point though if it’s empty?

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                          • K [email protected]

                            I used to live in a shared house and made some hot honey. Bunch of chillis chopped and simmered in honey.

                            I found a tiny amount on a pizza was good to add a hint of sweet and made it pretty spicy. Can't imagine having it concentrated on toast goes down too well but that is what someone did when they stole it.

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                            Don't give me ideas... I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone...

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                              Question: I bring milk into the office laced with powerful psychedelics. It is clearly labeled with my name, saying “This is mine and for my consumption only. Do not drink”. Someone takes and drinks it.

                              Is this illegal?

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                              In the USA, yes.

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                                Question: I bring milk into the office laced with powerful psychedelics. It is clearly labeled with my name, saying “This is mine and for my consumption only. Do not drink”. Someone takes and drinks it.

                                Is this illegal?

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                                Are psychedelics legal where you live?

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                                  Fr.

                                  If you're gonna drink skim, save money and use water.

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                                    My job has the opposite problem. We have four refrigerators full of food that no one wants to eat. People bring in homemade meals in glass containers that end up rotting and growing mold. Every so often someone gets the courage to clean all the refrigerators out, but it doesn't take long before they turn back into giant trash cans again.

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                                      Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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                                      Lol a guy at a shop I worked at did this. He had already given his two weeks notice, but he got fired anyways. People were sooo pissed. Lol there weren't enough toilets for everyone who got it to use at once. I thought it was hilarious and well deserved, they actually gave me a talking to for laughing out loud about it.

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                                        Maybe they wouldn't have to do that if you'd stop stealing the milk, Brenda

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                                        LOL, so I'm pretty sure her name really is Brenda. Years ago, we did a Pi(e) day thing. And one of the ladies, who complained to management about an optional employee lead event (myself and some other people just threw it together) where we offered food to people who didn't participate, went to the fridge and was overheard saying how her husband and kid would like the pie and just stole a whole goddamn pie as she left.

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                                          My job has the opposite problem. We have four refrigerators full of food that no one wants to eat. People bring in homemade meals in glass containers that end up rotting and growing mold. Every so often someone gets the courage to clean all the refrigerators out, but it doesn't take long before they turn back into giant trash cans again.

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                                          Where is your workplace and where are the security camera blindspots.

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