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When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

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    In our company this is a bribe and we don't accept bribes.

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    • L [email protected]

      My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.

      It doesn't say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though...

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      Make sure the dealer gives you a receipt.

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        In our company this is a bribe and we don't accept bribes.

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        What are you, a cop?

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          I would simply refuse all gifts rather than give them to the owner.

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          Explain to the client that your refusing because of the policy that all gifts must go to the owner.

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            We need to start recognizing corporate greed as a mental disorder. This is a company large enough that employees don't interact with the owner directly, and all the profits from the company aren't enough for the owner: they also want the pen the delivery guy gave you. It's a sickness.

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            • cilethesane@lemmy.caC [email protected]

              Explain to the client that your refusing because of the policy that all gifts must go to the owner.

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              Even better. Make clients look for better companies.

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              • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                What are you, a cop?

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                Not if they don't accept bribes, they aren't.

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                  Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

                  rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Vomiting is not as much fun as waiting for it to be ready for you to deposit on the boss' desk the other way.

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                    "Oh, thanks! What I'd like is some extremely hot sauce in a bottle labelled 'ketchup'".

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                    or mayo in a pudding glass

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                      Food? So if a client takes me for a meal I have to make sure to vomit it onto my boss' desk when I get back to the office?

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                      Yes. Malicious compliance.

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                      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Vomiting is not as much fun as waiting for it to be ready for you to deposit on the boss' desk the other way.

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                        True, but it’s good to have options.

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                        • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                          What are you, a cop?

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                          Wait, if I am, do I have to tell you?

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                          • renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zoneR [email protected]

                            usually, you're supposed to turn down the gift, this is just wrong

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                            The only time I've ever had to agree to anything like this in writing was when I worked for a publicly-traded company.

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                              Wait, if I am, do I have to tell you?

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                              If you are one, no. I think you get in trouble if you don't lie and/or kick my shit in, actually

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                              • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                If you are one, no. I think you get in trouble if you don't lie and/or kick my shit in, actually

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                                I'll have to carry unnecessary violence with me wherever I go. Will a bat be OK?

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                                  "Oh, thanks! What I'd like is some extremely hot sauce in a bottle labelled 'ketchup'".

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                                  That lovely aged fish in a can from Scandinavia called Surströmming. Make sure to ask for that.

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                                    Not saying a business/person wouldn't try to do something this shitty, but this seems like such a low effort thing to fake. Literally just a word doc printed out and duct taped to a wall.

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                                      I'll have to carry unnecessary violence with me wherever I go. Will a bat be OK?

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                                      A bat is fine too.

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                                        This is illegal most places. Might want to look into that.

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                                        • rhaedas@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                                          Been with several companies that have the first part in their policy. It makes sense to avoid, or at best minimize an external influencing factor in company activities. Basically they don't want to mess with lawsuits. That's what company policy is for, protect the company.

                                          The rest is owner greed. He doesn't want the gifts to stop, he wants them all without doing anything to get them. Either enforce a 'no gifts, period' policy or let people do what they will.

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                                          When you work in certain fields there are strict laws around accepting gifts from customers or clients. None of those laws allow the business owner to steal them from you.

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