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    I wish upon everyone more cute pet pics in their feed.

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      Shapeshifting

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        I wish upon everyone more cute pet pics in their feed.

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        Granted, please subscribed to these:
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          Could you please remove extremism from the human noosphere?

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            Shapeshifting

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            Granted, you can shapeshift to almost any form, but you should get started with pigeon, cow, a hero, or a pyramid: https://www.yogajournal.com/poses/poses-by-level/beginners-poses

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              Could you please remove extremism from the human noosphere?

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              What makes a man turn neutral?

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                Biology as a completed science and engineering corpus.

                Congratulations. Welcome to the final state of human technology. The stone age of silicon and dark ages of scarcity are over.

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                  Could you please remove extremism from the human noosphere?

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                  Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics 😞 But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

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                    Can you bring me some of that "existential wonder" feeling, you know, the opposite of existential dread?
                    I've been having a bit of a surplus of the latter, if anyone wants any...

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                      Biology as a completed science and engineering corpus.

                      Congratulations. Welcome to the final state of human technology. The stone age of silicon and dark ages of scarcity are over.

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                      I just finished my wizard school man, I barely know how to conjure a sandwich. But regardless, I will help you with this and contribute to the advancement of human magic (science) towards that goal by concentrating my magic (compute power) towards the advancement and research of that magic study: https://boinc.berkeley.edu/

                      (NOTICE: I had the above linked project in my bookmarks, I recall there are many projects similar to this one. If you want to contribute, look into "sharing computing power for research" and choose an organization / university you feel the most comfortable with)

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                        What makes a man turn neutral?

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                        A good ph buffer

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                          Can you bring me some of that "existential wonder" feeling, you know, the opposite of existential dread?
                          I've been having a bit of a surplus of the latter, if anyone wants any...

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                          Granted, please study this scroll (website): https://www.gapminder.org/

                          (BEFORE YOU ENTER THAT WEBSITE READ THIS: I know people are incredibly pessimistic about good news on lemmy, but please know that the linked website was created by Hans Rosling (RIP), his family and the foundation they created to carry on his work. Hans Rosling was a swedish physician and an academic who wrote "Factfulness" (that I highly recommend to everyone, even though it was pre-corona pandemic) and who believed in a better world enough to dedicate his life to make it better)

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                            I wish my niece wasn't sick.

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                              regulate all social media, tech, telecom companies, video sharing sites and payment processors as public utility

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                                I wish my niece wasn't sick.

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                                I feel like I shouldn't joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won't write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.

                                Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it's momentarily waining.

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                                  make all choclate bars in my house 25% bigger pretty please

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                                    Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics 😞 But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

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                                    We'll I guess I'll just have to let the SCP Foundation know that I've found a dangerous reality bender. Unless you want to rethink that stance.

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                                      We'll I guess I'll just have to let the SCP Foundation know that I've found a dangerous reality bender. Unless you want to rethink that stance.

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                                      I mean.. I'm just a jobless dude with a long beard... spare some change? No wizardry or magic hoopity poopitys here sir.

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                                        I feel like I shouldn't joke about this one as it might be more than a flu, so I won't write a joke comment. I sincerely hope that your niece gets better and I wish them strenght to fight biology against all odds. I know that your niece is loved, because you writing this comment means that they are in your thoughts, and that makes me happy.

                                        Love them unconditionally and you will also give them strength to carry on and fight their body or external attacks against the body. The world throws shit at us every chance it gets, but your niece is a strong warrior who has survived until now. Support them, give them love, be there for them so they can build up their strenght when it's momentarily waining.

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                                        Your spells are mighty strong, Mr. Wizard. Thank you.

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                                          Unfortunately I can not directly alter the human mind as it's against the wizard code of ethics 😞 But I do that on my own and try to do my best to remove ignorance and hate from the minds of people with the power of projecting compassion where possible. If a human is too deep in their own ignorance, then I try to protect others around them to the best of my ability.

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                                          Ok, then put a "truthiness" meter on all media, which can't be removed. It should not beat around the bush: if something is a lie, it should say "lie!" If someone is lying, it should say "liar!" If someone truly believes something, but are simply wrong or misinformed, it should have a truthiness meter.

                                          It should do this for all news, anything masquerading as news, and televangelists. Fiction presented as fiction without pretense of being fact is exempt.

                                          The meter should resist all attempts at hiding, filtering, and removal. It should apply to all media.

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