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Dirty slut for water

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    My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I'm trying to ingest it.

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      Do NOT vore your partner 😠

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      Haha no i mean their saliva.

      I guess other fluids are on the table idk

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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        With hard cycling it’s basically standard? Squeeze water bottles with dirty tips and you get to hydrate and cool.

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        • flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.comF [email protected]

          Level up and try it with beer.

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          I really and truly am a dirty slut for beer.

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            Haha no i mean their saliva.

            I guess other fluids are on the table idk

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            Well I know you're being a dirty slut and all, but try to swallow those fluids before they end up on the table

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            • flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.comF [email protected]

              Level up and try it with beer.

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                Well I know you're being a dirty slut and all, but try to swallow those fluids before they end up on the table

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                I laughed way too hard at this.

                "Of course, where are my manners"

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                • flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.comF [email protected]

                  Level up and try it with beer.

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                  Vodka for the truly degenerate.

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                    Many a slip twixt a cup and a lip! 😘

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                    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                      My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I'm trying to ingest it.

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                      Yay, a personal humidifier with seasonal aromas

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                        I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That's so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I'm gay for meant I like this so much I'd be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I'm gay for mineral water right now )

                        Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

                        It'd be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.

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                          Reading that was painful

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                            Yeah, but only on special occasions.

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                            • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                              I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That's so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I'm gay for meant I like this so much I'd be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I'm gay for mineral water right now )

                              Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

                              It'd be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.

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                              But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman 😞

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                                The person you love can taste like this too. It's arresting

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                                Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.

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