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  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

    what benefit is there

    Getting to see if the "castle doctrine" applies to moving vehicles? /s

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    Found Florida man!

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      My wife does a small peepee ๐Ÿค

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      Sorry for your loss

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        The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

        I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

        Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

        Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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          The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

          I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

          Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

          Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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          I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

          Now, I'm super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

          I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

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            I like to shake my finger as if at a child to go naughty naughty naughty. They fucking hate it

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            This is also my play. Older men go absolutely frothy with rage.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              me scaring them by making it look like I can detach my fingers

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              Which you had to let go of the wheel to toโ€ฆ

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                Anger is fleeting. Disappointment is forever. A good lesson for teachers, too.

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                  The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                  I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                  Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                  Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                  I drive a Miata. I have to pretty much drive like Iโ€™m invisible. Iโ€™ve had people try and merge right over top of me. I donโ€™t understand the mentality of trying to โ€˜winโ€™ on the road. I let anyone I can around me as politely as possible.

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                  • naich@lemmings.worldN [email protected]

                    Pointing and laughing at them will make them actually try to kill you.

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                    When you make eye contact, show him a picture of you and his mother out for a nice seafood dinner.

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                      The moment you calmly express your disapproval, you've shown yourself to be the mature adult in the situation. Trust me, it pisses people off at times, but it's also the better way to produce positive change in people. I do it online all the time! ๐Ÿ˜…

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                      I agree completely. Getting mad just vindicates them, especially online

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                        Flicking = / = Flipping

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                          The mature thing to do and the most "I don't give a fuck" way to be is just to move out of the way of people who want to go fast and leave lots of space between you and an aggressive driver.

                          I've spent a lot of time riding motorcycles. Your awareness changes and you learn to identify danger.

                          Seriously, why do you give a shit about the weirdo whose driving is pissing you off? When you're in a car, the easiest way to get this person out of your life is to just slow down a little.

                          Driving like an old person is chill as fuck. Better gas mileage, too.

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                          Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

                          • George Carlin

                          I took that to heart when I first heard it at like 19

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                            I like it. I recently promised my partner I'd stop flipping off people who cut me off and the like. She worries that I'll piss off a dangerous person. I'm gonna replace it with this.

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                              The moment you calmly express your disapproval, you've shown yourself to be the mature adult in the situation. Trust me, it pisses people off at times, but it's also the better way to produce positive change in people. I do it online all the time! ๐Ÿ˜…

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                              You speak the truth. There was some ass clown driving and cutting people off. We were approaching a merging area. It went from 2 lanes to 3 then the right lane ended when the left gained another lane for turning at the light. It's a shitty area but this guy was trying to shift around like a maniac. I had to go from the right lane to the left new turning lane. He ended up in the right about to end lane but trying to cut more people off.

                              The going straight lanes were stopped from the light so from a couple lanes away, I was able to slowly drive, roll down my window, stare at him and shake my head in disappointment. ๐Ÿ˜ž He rolled down his window and shouted, "Yo, Fuck you!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt that worked better than any yelling I could have done.

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                                Just smile and wave boys.

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                                  I give a thumbs down to any Teslas I see. Whether or not they notice I have no idea, but itโ€™s satisfying for sure!

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                                    I don't understand how, but somehow drivers seem to be the biggest whinny cunts on the planet. I feel like 80% of drivers rage from the smallest of inconveniences, if you inconvenience them for even a few seconds they'll yell at you or flip you off. God forbid someone not notice the bonus right-turn green arrow. I feel like every time I see that everyone behind them wants to bring hell down upon them and curse their entire lineage for even existing. Even people I know personally that are typically very nice and aren't prone to getting angry get irrationally mad at people they see on the street for such trivial things. It's amazing.

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                                      I give a thumbs down to any Teslas I see. Whether or not they notice I have no idea, but itโ€™s satisfying for sure!

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                                      I'll never forget when I took my 4yo on a walk and as we're waiting to cross the street he saw a cyber truck pull up to the light next to us. He goes "dad look!" The guy was smiling as he heard my son and saw him point out the car. Then my son followed with "the ugly box truck!" The way the guys smile melted from his face was fucking art.

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                                        I like to do this too. I liken it to a parent saying they're not mad, just disappointed.

                                        But I don't know that I've ever had anyone get ridiculously angry about it.

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                                        I gave someone a thumbs down while driving probably 10 years ago and they got so upset they had a mild case of road rage. Not to the point where they caused an accident, but I saw them yell and scream then speed off around me. Hands flailing the entire time.

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                                          I don't understand how, but somehow drivers seem to be the biggest whinny cunts on the planet. I feel like 80% of drivers rage from the smallest of inconveniences, if you inconvenience them for even a few seconds they'll yell at you or flip you off. God forbid someone not notice the bonus right-turn green arrow. I feel like every time I see that everyone behind them wants to bring hell down upon them and curse their entire lineage for even existing. Even people I know personally that are typically very nice and aren't prone to getting angry get irrationally mad at people they see on the street for such trivial things. It's amazing.

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                                          Driving is a stressful task in many places, especially when the road crosses lanes 2 times to accommodate a freeway. We are moving giant hunks of metal, and as much as I work to chill myself out, I make silly mistakes that scare and stress other drivers, and visa-versa.

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