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  • B [email protected]

    Thumbs up is even worse.

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    That's what i do.

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      No no no that guy was 100% right, you let people off or youre slowing everything down. I suppress the urge to yell that every time I get on the subway.

      But lmao no public transit is not as stressful. People take naps on trains and buses all the time. I very rarely see people sleeping while riding a car or bike.

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      That guy ... was ME!!!

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        That guy ... was ME!!!

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        fidel-salute

        Every time I board a subway in China or Korea, I should carry a projector and show the people waiting how good the Japanese are at getting on and off subways. As long as it's a platform with a full wall, and not the half wall a mob of people could potentially chuck you over.

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          This woman in her BMW wagged her finger at me the other day for a turn I made

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            fidel-salute

            Every time I board a subway in China or Korea, I should carry a projector and show the people waiting how good the Japanese are at getting on and off subways. As long as it's a platform with a full wall, and not the half wall a mob of people could potentially chuck you over.

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            Sounds complicated. I just shove people out of the way. Unless they're kids, old people, or infirm in some way.

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              No, it literally means the same thing in this case, it's a regional variant. I heard people say it around northern Virginia several times.

              Feel free to imagine something else though.

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              I understood what it meant. I also understood that using the phrase "flicking someone off" is not widely recognized.

              This reminds me of something I saw in BoneAppleTea back in my Reddit days.

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                This woman in her BMW wagged her finger at me the other day for a turn I made

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                Was she right to disapprove?

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                  Was she right to disapprove?

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                  Technically yes, but in no way was my driving unsafe to anyone

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                    Cars really need a variety of horns. Like one that politely says "pardon me, do you happen to have any grey poupon?" and one that says "move or I'll rip yer fucken eyeballs out!"

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                    Trucks in SEA often do, they have this warbling "hey, I'm here", and then a much more aggressive "get the fuck out of the way!". People also modulate their bike horn to just give a little chirp so the person you're passing knows you're there, or two to say thank you, 3+ loud ones to say "get out of the way", etc

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                      Honking is like the most not overkill thing ever when a car isn't moving at a green light

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                      I don't know where you learned to drive, but I clearly remember that lesson from driving school "honking is only to be used in case of immediate danger". Which, here, is clearly not the case.

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                        Similarly, I give the condescending head shake, like a disappointed father.

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                        Like this?

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