Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Programmer Humor
  3. Break Things !== Move Fast

Break Things !== Move Fast

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Programmer Humor
programmerhumor
68 Posts 51 Posters 3 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D [email protected]

    At work we have the following quote on the fridge

    "A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay."

    We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn't changed in a long time, it's basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.

    Also, the comparison is stupid because we don't write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn't be in business.

    H This user is from outside of this forum
    H This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by [email protected]
    #23

    That's a really terrible anecdote. Real life quantity group would find ways to do less and less for the same reward. You would end up with fifty pounds of clay with a fist shape indention. Call it a pot and be done.

    C 1 Reply Last reply
    28
    • J [email protected]

      The boss wanted me to find savings, so I started unplugging servers.

      D This user is from outside of this forum
      D This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #24

      But did you do it fast?

      J 1 Reply Last reply
      17
      • J [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        L This user is from outside of this forum
        L This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #25

        "Say that again and I'll move fast to break your face"

        1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • D [email protected]

          But did you do it fast?

          J This user is from outside of this forum
          J This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #26

          1 Reply Last reply
          18
          • D [email protected]

            At work we have the following quote on the fridge

            "A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay."

            We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn't changed in a long time, it's basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.

            Also, the comparison is stupid because we don't write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn't be in business.

            B This user is from outside of this forum
            B This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #27

            It seems like such a little story that it would probably have an origin. It doesn't seem like the ceramics class, the people who created the story mentioned, ever existed. When asked, they said it was actually a photography class (from the professor Jerry Uelsman). I'd also argue that while that may hold true for learning skills (if it does) it doesn't necessarily hold true for performing skills. Also I'd say the main reason it could work, is that it got them to actually do something.

            1 Reply Last reply
            5
            • J [email protected]
              This post did not contain any content.
              M This user is from outside of this forum
              M This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #28

              Obligatory XKCD: https://m.xkcd.com/1428/

              1 Reply Last reply
              10
              • snotflickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                Hey Farva, what's the name of that design philosophy you like that's got all that goofy shit and no respect for established norms?

                E This user is from outside of this forum
                E This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #29

                A litre of cola.

                1 Reply Last reply
                6
                • J [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #30

                  I'll break all the shit if the board of investors are the ones paying for it.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  4
                  • O [email protected]

                    Once you are ready to go public though you need to be stable and secure

                    Is that really true though? If you have a product people actually want, they'll use it regardless of bugs

                    tatterdemalion@programming.devT This user is from outside of this forum
                    tatterdemalion@programming.devT This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #31

                    That won't be true once your competition catches up to you and your bug-riddled product is pissing off customers, pushing them towards your competitors.

                    B O 2 Replies Last reply
                    4
                    • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

                      That won't be true once your competition catches up to you and your bug-riddled product is pissing off customers, pushing them towards your competitors.

                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #32

                      I think move fast and break things is more what you do before you get any real competition, or to get better than the competition in some areas by taking shortcuts in others.

                      You stop doing this when you're the big dog. Then you embrace the image of reliability and stability.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      4
                      • D [email protected]

                        At work we have the following quote on the fridge

                        "A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay."

                        We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn't changed in a long time, it's basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.

                        Also, the comparison is stupid because we don't write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn't be in business.

                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        B This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #33

                        That quote sounds like an excuse for mass production worship a la brave new world, lol.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        7
                        • J [email protected]
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          G This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #34

                          Controversial opinion: I think software moving fast isn’t a good thing.

                          The more versions come out and the more focus there is on new features, the more half baked/abandoned the existing features become and there will be more vulnerabilities.

                          B 1 Reply Last reply
                          24
                          • H [email protected]

                            That's a really terrible anecdote. Real life quantity group would find ways to do less and less for the same reward. You would end up with fifty pounds of clay with a fist shape indention. Call it a pot and be done.

                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #35

                            Yeah, I highly doubt it happened.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • D [email protected]

                              At work we have the following quote on the fridge

                              "A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay."

                              We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn't changed in a long time, it's basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.

                              Also, the comparison is stupid because we don't write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn't be in business.

                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by [email protected]
                              #36

                              Also, the comparison is stupid because we don’t write code, realize it was shit and write a new one.

                              I mean, you shouldn't, but it sounds like the quote-poster is asking for exactly that kind of boondoggle of a project.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              6
                              • J [email protected]
                                This post did not contain any content.
                                _ This user is from outside of this forum
                                _ This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #37

                                I always respond with "Do you want to know if something broke? Then slow down and write tests"

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                4
                                • G [email protected]

                                  Controversial opinion: I think software moving fast isn’t a good thing.

                                  The more versions come out and the more focus there is on new features, the more half baked/abandoned the existing features become and there will be more vulnerabilities.

                                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #38

                                  I probably shouldn't even be using youtube in the first place, but 5 min ago I found out youtube is now forcing videos with an AI translated voice. While at the same time not having an option to change the audio track or disable the feature.

                                  This feels like a good example of pushing features most people don't want while not providing a normal way to disable it.

                                  Thank God I use revanced and can spoof the client as IOS TV, this gives you the option do disable that crap.

                                  Firefox (even mobile) has this addon "YT Anti Translate"

                                  It's pretty bad you have to go this far just to watch a video with the actual voice it was released with...

                                  H S explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE 3 Replies Last reply
                                  11
                                  • J [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    N This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #39

                                    My company says it wants to move fast and break things but they really just want you to move fast and get mad when things break 🫠

                                    M I S U 4 Replies Last reply
                                    37
                                    • B [email protected]

                                      I probably shouldn't even be using youtube in the first place, but 5 min ago I found out youtube is now forcing videos with an AI translated voice. While at the same time not having an option to change the audio track or disable the feature.

                                      This feels like a good example of pushing features most people don't want while not providing a normal way to disable it.

                                      Thank God I use revanced and can spoof the client as IOS TV, this gives you the option do disable that crap.

                                      Firefox (even mobile) has this addon "YT Anti Translate"

                                      It's pretty bad you have to go this far just to watch a video with the actual voice it was released with...

                                      H This user is from outside of this forum
                                      H This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #40

                                      Y tho

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      2
                                      • N [email protected]

                                        My company says it wants to move fast and break things but they really just want you to move fast and get mad when things break 🫠

                                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                                        M This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #41

                                        "Everybody knows you can have it done well, fast, or cheap. Pick two."

                                        "No! All three! All the time! Zero drawbacks! All profits and benefits! I am a very good and visionary boss. Have some room temperature Little Caesar's on the house and make me rich."

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        24
                                        • D [email protected]

                                          At work we have the following quote on the fridge

                                          "A ceramics teacher announced on opening day that he was dividing the class into two groups. All those on the left side of the studio, he said, would be graded solely on the quantity of work they produced, all those on the right solely on its quality. His procedure was simple: on the final day of class he would bring in his bathroom scales and weigh the work of the “quantity” group: fifty pound of pots rated an “A”, forty pounds a “B”, and so on. Those being graded on “quality”, however, needed to produce only one pot — albeit a perfect one — to get an “A”. Well, came grading time and a curious fact emerged: the works of highest quality were all produced by the group being graded for quantity. It seems that while the “quantity” group was busily churning out piles of work – and learning from their mistakes — the “quality” group had sat theorizing about perfection, and in the end had little more to show for their efforts than grandiose theories and a pile of dead clay."

                                          We are a software development company and my reply to this was basically that pot making hasn't changed in a long time, it's basically shaping and firing clay. Software development is comparatively new and has a vastly more dynamic landscape.

                                          Also, the comparison is stupid because we don't write code, realize it was shit and write a new one. If we did business like that, we wouldn't be in business.

                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #42

                                          ...and then add a sticky note below it:

                                          "And then Einstein and Obama and Jobs were there and everybody clapped they were so shocked!"

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          5
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups