USA language
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So the USA was created by the murdering of most natives, the Mexicans, the Italians, the Spanish, and ofcourse the colonizers from England, and a few rando Japanese who floated in eons ago, Chinese who just walked thru the straight and the Chinese who built the railroads and the African people who did all the work for the slave owners to sit on their balls all day planning shit. And eventually the Latinos and also the Aztecs who might have been the origin of all the natives or their native foe, who knows. All that and we call our language "English". In England they can barely understand us and we can barely understand them. On top of that we got hill billy and Cajun and etc southern, northern, Latin, Asian, Afrikaner accents that make it even more distinct than English English.
We should call it something else. American? Now the issue is that America was named as a continent by Americo. A guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci. His name Americo Vespucci, when pronounced sounds like Americo Best Pussy. We got a Guy's name for the name of the continent of which we are half of the top part so we called our nation America. And the guy was French, of all places.
Yeah OK, I'm expanding the scope...need a new name for our nation. But it can be both, the name of the nation and also the name of the language we all pretend to speak and understand.
Here are some suggestions:
Mothafakand.
England 2.0 the revenge of the fallen.
Magaland.... But A stands for Awesome because it can't be America.
Mixaland.
Everyonesland.
Trumpalia.
Freedam.
Fackland or Doggystyland.
Bestland.
Crazeland.
Powerland.
Megaland.
Mightyland.
Superland.
Uberland.
Lyftland.
Googleland.
Costcoland, Kirkland is taken.Can you suggest some names for us all to try them out in our mind? I feel like that magical moment is coming when someone will indeed give us all a new proper name.
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So the USA was created by the murdering of most natives, the Mexicans, the Italians, the Spanish, and ofcourse the colonizers from England, and a few rando Japanese who floated in eons ago, Chinese who just walked thru the straight and the Chinese who built the railroads and the African people who did all the work for the slave owners to sit on their balls all day planning shit. And eventually the Latinos and also the Aztecs who might have been the origin of all the natives or their native foe, who knows. All that and we call our language "English". In England they can barely understand us and we can barely understand them. On top of that we got hill billy and Cajun and etc southern, northern, Latin, Asian, Afrikaner accents that make it even more distinct than English English.
We should call it something else. American? Now the issue is that America was named as a continent by Americo. A guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci. His name Americo Vespucci, when pronounced sounds like Americo Best Pussy. We got a Guy's name for the name of the continent of which we are half of the top part so we called our nation America. And the guy was French, of all places.
Yeah OK, I'm expanding the scope...need a new name for our nation. But it can be both, the name of the nation and also the name of the language we all pretend to speak and understand.
Here are some suggestions:
Mothafakand.
England 2.0 the revenge of the fallen.
Magaland.... But A stands for Awesome because it can't be America.
Mixaland.
Everyonesland.
Trumpalia.
Freedam.
Fackland or Doggystyland.
Bestland.
Crazeland.
Powerland.
Megaland.
Mightyland.
Superland.
Uberland.
Lyftland.
Googleland.
Costcoland, Kirkland is taken.Can you suggest some names for us all to try them out in our mind? I feel like that magical moment is coming when someone will indeed give us all a new proper name.
Turtle Island's Butthole
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So the USA was created by the murdering of most natives, the Mexicans, the Italians, the Spanish, and ofcourse the colonizers from England, and a few rando Japanese who floated in eons ago, Chinese who just walked thru the straight and the Chinese who built the railroads and the African people who did all the work for the slave owners to sit on their balls all day planning shit. And eventually the Latinos and also the Aztecs who might have been the origin of all the natives or their native foe, who knows. All that and we call our language "English". In England they can barely understand us and we can barely understand them. On top of that we got hill billy and Cajun and etc southern, northern, Latin, Asian, Afrikaner accents that make it even more distinct than English English.
We should call it something else. American? Now the issue is that America was named as a continent by Americo. A guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci. His name Americo Vespucci, when pronounced sounds like Americo Best Pussy. We got a Guy's name for the name of the continent of which we are half of the top part so we called our nation America. And the guy was French, of all places.
Yeah OK, I'm expanding the scope...need a new name for our nation. But it can be both, the name of the nation and also the name of the language we all pretend to speak and understand.
Here are some suggestions:
Mothafakand.
England 2.0 the revenge of the fallen.
Magaland.... But A stands for Awesome because it can't be America.
Mixaland.
Everyonesland.
Trumpalia.
Freedam.
Fackland or Doggystyland.
Bestland.
Crazeland.
Powerland.
Megaland.
Mightyland.
Superland.
Uberland.
Lyftland.
Googleland.
Costcoland, Kirkland is taken.Can you suggest some names for us all to try them out in our mind? I feel like that magical moment is coming when someone will indeed give us all a new proper name.
Jesse.... what the fuck are you talking about.
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So the USA was created by the murdering of most natives, the Mexicans, the Italians, the Spanish, and ofcourse the colonizers from England, and a few rando Japanese who floated in eons ago, Chinese who just walked thru the straight and the Chinese who built the railroads and the African people who did all the work for the slave owners to sit on their balls all day planning shit. And eventually the Latinos and also the Aztecs who might have been the origin of all the natives or their native foe, who knows. All that and we call our language "English". In England they can barely understand us and we can barely understand them. On top of that we got hill billy and Cajun and etc southern, northern, Latin, Asian, Afrikaner accents that make it even more distinct than English English.
We should call it something else. American? Now the issue is that America was named as a continent by Americo. A guy, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci. His name Americo Vespucci, when pronounced sounds like Americo Best Pussy. We got a Guy's name for the name of the continent of which we are half of the top part so we called our nation America. And the guy was French, of all places.
Yeah OK, I'm expanding the scope...need a new name for our nation. But it can be both, the name of the nation and also the name of the language we all pretend to speak and understand.
Here are some suggestions:
Mothafakand.
England 2.0 the revenge of the fallen.
Magaland.... But A stands for Awesome because it can't be America.
Mixaland.
Everyonesland.
Trumpalia.
Freedam.
Fackland or Doggystyland.
Bestland.
Crazeland.
Powerland.
Megaland.
Mightyland.
Superland.
Uberland.
Lyftland.
Googleland.
Costcoland, Kirkland is taken.Can you suggest some names for us all to try them out in our mind? I feel like that magical moment is coming when someone will indeed give us all a new proper name.
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