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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it.

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    “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

    That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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      “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

      That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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      It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

        I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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          She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

          I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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          I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.

          When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.

          Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.

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            It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.

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            This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.

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              They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!

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                You Can Call Me Cocaine.

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                  "Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."

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                    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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                      Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

                      Cocain said it was a good idea!

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                        She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

                        I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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                        So sit back and relax
                        Enjoy your ai cat

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                          Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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                          I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

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                            "Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"

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                              Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!

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                                Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖

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                                  I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

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                                  Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

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                                    I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE

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                                      "I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."

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                                        DC needs to bring back Snowflame!

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                                        http://www.snowflamecomic.com/?comic=snowflame-01-01

                                        In case the page doesn't load - https://web.archive.org/web/20170212030006/http://www.snowflamecomic.com/?comic=snowflame-01-01

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                                          You Can Call Me Cocaine.

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                                          "Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.

                                          He ducked back down the alley.

                                          "Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.

                                          Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"

                                          Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."

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