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    But I'm the main character

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    The girl is the main character and the guys are just quest mobs

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      my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

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        Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

          Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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          Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.

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            I know exactly where she is, in their imagination

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              my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

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              I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

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                I know exactly where she is, in their imagination

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                Yeah there's like 3 of these women in existence, and they are all in happy relationships. Give me a flawed but functional tomboy type that I can joke around with while hiking with the dog and drinking beer out of a backpack cooler.

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                  People be like "society has imposed unrealistic expectations on everyone about every aspect of their lives causing irreparable damage to the self and the society that created the issue" and they're just some hairless ape.

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                    I’m a little scared to ask WTF a “GigaStacy” is suppose to be.

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                    If you have to ask you can't afford her

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                      Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

                      Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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                      • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                        Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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                          Hmmm.

                          Maybe I have lower standards than I thought. That's encouraging!

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                            Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.

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                              Problem is having unrealistic expectations regardless of who you are. You can have preferences but don’t objectify.

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                              okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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                              • sarge@startrek.websiteS [email protected]

                                Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

                                Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

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                                Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  But I'm the main character

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                                  in my entire playthrough I've never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

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                                  • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                    Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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                                    You see this a lot in the comment sections of short videos complaining about men. The expectations are wild. Of course they're unrepresentative, but these women clearly are out there.

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                                      I feel personally attacked.

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        Every guy ever: "wtf... why does she like ME???.... whatever just go along with it"

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                                        She’s a goth, so probably low self esteem. /s

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                                        • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                                          okay, but why do you suppose he described the proverbial "welfare queen" as soon as someone posted a meme about a thing men do?

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                                          Pot calling the kettle black?
                                          Or
                                          People in glass houses?

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