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  • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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    You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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      You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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      It’s obviously a vintage shitpost

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        You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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        You obviously don’t understand.

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          You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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          Thank you for your sacrifice in this matter.

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            You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

            don@lemmy.caD This user is from outside of this forum
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            ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub

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              You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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              I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you'd think they were half that. They could totally pose for this stock photo today and you wouldn't know the difference.

              E: word

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                I just assume you don't have a banana. 🤷‍♂️

                But now I am wondering... Is that a literal banana or a figurative banana, such as a penis? 🤔

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                  My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand... 😆

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                    Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                      I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone

                      WAY more personalized about who people are as a person than some silly real name like "Jeff"

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                        Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔

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                          You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?

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                          Children never lie about their age online.

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                            forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever

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                              I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone

                              WAY more personalized about who people are as a person than some silly real name like "Jeff"

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                              My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.

                              The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It's pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it's always available.

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                                My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand... 😆

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                                xXEmoXOstrichXx

                                Holds up spork >:3

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                                  My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.

                                  The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It's pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it's always available.

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                                  Involves some privacy considerations eh but may be outweighed by the joy!

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                                    xXEmoXOstrichXx

                                    Holds up spork >:3

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                                    Rawr! XD

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