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    is this an encoder

    kolanaki@pawb.socialK S gerryflap@feddit.nlG dumnezero@piefed.socialD trickdacy@lemmy.worldT 6 Replies Last reply
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      is this an encoder

      kolanaki@pawb.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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      This is an encoder

      Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. 😞

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        is this an encoder

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        That’s not a tasty sandwich

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          is this an encoder

          gerryflap@feddit.nlG This user is from outside of this forum
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          Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            This is an encoder

            Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. 😞

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            you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.

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              That’s not a tasty sandwich

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              Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

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                That’s not a tasty sandwich

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                I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

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                • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

                  30p87@feddit.org3 This user is from outside of this forum
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                  No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.

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                    which one is the root for loop?

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                      Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

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                      Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/

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                        Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

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                        • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

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                          People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

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                            People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

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                            I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand

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                              Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
                                  * Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
                                      Expected: Bread
                                      Actual: Cucumber
                              

                              This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.

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                              • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                                Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

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                                And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

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                                  People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

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                                  You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"

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                                    And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

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                                    With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      This is an encoder

                                      Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. 😞

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                                      Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

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                                        Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

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                                        it's funny

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