Im here to bring facts this sunday

[smackyroon@lemmy.ml]

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[salty_chief@lemmy.world]

I would call them speed bumps for people with bowel issues. Or I have colon cancer. Either way just another day.

[satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world]

My favorite is corn on the knob.

[notabot@piefed.social]

I would call them speed bumps for people with bowel issues.

You know you're not supposed to eat the cob itself, right?

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

chew harder

[synapse1278@lemmy.world]

You need to chew your food some more my friend.

[grrgyle@slrpnk.net]

I don't know if I'm doing it wrong, but I soloed two dozen cons over the last two weeks, and my poop still just looks like poop.

I do remember this being a thing when I was a kid though

[undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch]

Chew your food maybe?

[salty_chief@lemmy.world]

Well now you tell me! Thanks stranger! Wait a minute are we suppose to eat the bones when we eat chicken?

[notabot@piefed.social]

The bones are fine, but remember to remove the beak first, or so I've been told.