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  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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    Whenever I delivered a pizza to an empty house or to someone who didn't order a pizza it was great, cause I got to have it. Was one of the few perks of that job.

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      The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.

      It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.

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      • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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        Here, it's the norm to eat an entire pizza by yourself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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          I read this in a really dark way

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          • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD [email protected]

            I read this in a really dark way

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            Explain?

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              The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.

              It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.

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              Ideally you wanna hire actors for that.

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              • noite_etion@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                Whenever I delivered a pizza to an empty house or to someone who didn't order a pizza it was great, cause I got to have it. Was one of the few perks of that job.

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                How often did that happen?

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                • noite_etion@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                  Whenever I delivered a pizza to an empty house or to someone who didn't order a pizza it was great, cause I got to have it. Was one of the few perks of that job.

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                  That is not what the OP is about though.

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                  • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]

                    How often did that happen?

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                    As many times as they fake called their pizza joint.

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                      Explain?

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                      The family is all dead and a single parent, who still believes they are with them, orders pizza for their now long dead family. Delivery driver shows up to a house that hasn't seen life in ages and immediately realizes the situation.

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                        The family is all dead and a single parent, who still believes they are with them, orders pizza for their now long dead family. Delivery driver shows up to a house that hasn't seen life in ages and immediately realizes the situation.

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                        Then the delivery driver is pulled inside with an invisible force. The parent enjoys the pizza, while the rest of the house enjoys the delivery guy.

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                          1 pizza alone is only a little sad.

                          20 pizzas while alone is when you've really hit rock bottom.

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                            The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the "reply" as you open the door.

                            It's the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers' eyes.

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                            You could definitely automate this with voice commands in Home Assistant

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              1 pizza alone is only a little sad.

                              20 pizzas while alone is when you've really hit rock bottom.

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                              It's called meal prepping!

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                                Then the delivery driver is pulled inside with an invisible force. The parent enjoys the pizza, while the rest of the house enjoys the delivery guy.

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                                I watched that on the Hub

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                                  while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.

                                  I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."

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                                    I just woke up and am slow and bleary-eyed.

                                    I could have sworn the second sentence said a bear ran down with the delivery man's face - because he knew.

                                    And I was a tad shocked.

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                                    • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

                                      Here, it's the norm to eat an entire pizza by yourself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                                      Just one pizza? I assumed the op had ordered multiple.

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                                        whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.

                                        I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          1 pizza alone is only a little sad.

                                          20 pizzas while alone is when you've really hit rock bottom.

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                                          What exactly is sad about ordering a pizza whilst being alone? Never struck me as something unusual.

                                          I see the 20 pizza part.

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