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      It's not his fault...

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        I’m guessing they’re an old married couple who do this kind of thing all the time.

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          As the token short old lady in the supermarket, I love Bob.

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            It's not his fault...

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            he is free to stand behind shorter people

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              I appreciate people who have a sense of humor about themselves.

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                he is free to stand behind shorter people

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                Surely you meant they're free to step in front of him...?

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                  he is free to stand behind shorter people

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                  that would mean constantly checking behind him and missing the show. I'm with the other commentor. the onus is on the short person to get in front of him. if he tries to stop them then he might be at fault. that said, it's also not fair to expect someone to stand at the back just because they're tall.

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                    As the token short old lady in the supermarket, I love Bob.

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                    It is a tall person's civic duty to assist the vertically challenged when requested (I've learned not to assume that a short person needs my help).

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                      I went to several concerts in my youth. Collective Soul had a remarkable number of very tall people, all blocking everyone’s view. I really wondered what it was about that band that brought them all together.

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                        It is a tall person's civic duty to assist the vertically challenged when requested (I've learned not to assume that a short person needs my help).

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                        "I may be vertically challenged, but I am horizontally gifted. Rawr!"

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                          I'm pretty tall as well and used to get self concious about being up the front, but end of the day, i paid for the same ticket as everyone else and a band without a mosh would be insanely boring. Also if we all looked the same, we'd get typed of looking at each other

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                            It is a tall person's civic duty to assist the vertically challenged when requested (I've learned not to assume that a short person needs my help).

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                            But who puts stuff on the high shelf in the first place. Tall people are the solution to a problem they created.

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                              he is free to stand behind shorter people

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                              As a tall person... If someone kindly asks me if we can swap places, because they can't see from behind me, I will gladly swap with them. But don't expect me to do it for you. Also, if your being a piece of shit about it, you can get fucked.

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                                I’m guessing they’re an old married couple who do this kind of thing all the time.

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                                Black shirts, as well, so I'm going to assume metalheads at least partially. I bet they're nice as pie and fun to talk to.

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                                  But who puts stuff on the high shelf in the first place. Tall people are the solution to a problem they created.

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                                  Capitalism demands high shelves to jam as many products into the smallest place possible. Both tall and short are victims of this.

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