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    My dad hated onions, he'd pick them out of his meals like a 5 year old. One day after I found a love for cooking in highschool this happened and he decided to try my dishes. He was very proud that he only picked out 3 onion pieces and kept the rest lol.

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    Honestly I don't like onion pieces either, but I find that if I chop them small enough I don't mind it.

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    • dave@lemmy.nzD [email protected]

      Honestly, salt is my secret ingredient. Way more than anyone else is brave enough to put in, but it makes things delicious.

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      Growing up my mom would tend to oversalt the food she cooked, which lead to me thinking most normal food tastes bland without more salt

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        Salt, sugar, fat, acid

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        I have so many sauces like this, works for many dishes. E.g. soy sauce, honey, rice vinegar, chili / ginger. Fat from whatever is sautéing rn

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          Oops I had been adding sugar.

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          You usually cook onions because they already contain a lot of sugar...

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          • archmageazor@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

            Growing up my mom would tend to oversalt the food she cooked, which lead to me thinking most normal food tastes bland without more salt

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            Who told you she over salted it, the people making the bland food? 😅

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              Salt, sugar, fat, acid

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              Why am I tripping balls starter pack

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              • archmageazor@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                You mean a mirepoix?

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                You mean soffritto?

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                • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                  Yeah, I've used a mandoline to do it before. Frankly, that's really the only way I'd do it these days. But, even then, it's a lot of work and it's hard on the eyeballs. Plus, mandolines are scary. I know what not to do when using one, but it's like a fear of heights. Even if you know you're doing it safely, it's still nerve wracking. Maybe if I had a chain-mail glove I could do it without fear, but I don't have one.

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                    The bummer is that garlic that big tends to be less potent. I think that's elephant garlic? Bought it once, was very disappointed.

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                      Been trying to figure out how to explain to my little kids that they don't like the taste of onions, they like the flavor.

                      They love McDonald's cheeseburgers, chips of all sorts, all with onions. They're small, biting an onion is too much for their taste buds, so they think they hate onions.

                      Anyone help me articulate the idea? LOL, it's funny I think on it so much.

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                      You don't drink ketchup.
                      You don't eat salt.
                      But if you try unsalted fries without ketchup you'll understand what salt and ketchup are for.

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                      • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                        Yeah, I've used a mandoline to do it before. Frankly, that's really the only way I'd do it these days. But, even then, it's a lot of work and it's hard on the eyeballs. Plus, mandolines are scary. I know what not to do when using one, but it's like a fear of heights. Even if you know you're doing it safely, it's still nerve wracking. Maybe if I had a chain-mail glove I could do it without fear, but I don't have one.

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                        I found a plastic handle for the mandoline. If you mess up, the handle gets cut but your fingers survive unscathed.

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                        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                          You mean soffritto?

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                          You all talking about mixing onions, carrots, and celery?

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                            Why am I tripping balls starter pack

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                            Acid, Mushrooms, Ayahuasca, Ibogaine, DMT, Butter

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                              This is the contrary to a shitpost IMO!

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                                I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.

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                                  why are people acting so normal, is this not just a loss meme? have I lost it?

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                                  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                                    I'm not exactly a gourmet cook, I've just been learning how to cook for years. One Italian friend of mine recommended that I should always try to get fresh garlic as much as I can because it is better. Canned, preserved, precut, minced, bottled garlic ... or even dried, dehydrated garlic is not the best ... not only does it not have as much of a strong garlic flavour, most of it comes from Asia and specifically China where it is produced cheaply and under very shady circumstances.

                                    Watch a Netflix documentary series called 'Rotten' ... Season 1 Episode 3 is titled 'Garlic Breath' ... and it details where a lot of cheap prepackaged garlic products come from ... namely cheap Chinese prison labour where in some factories, prisoners are not allowed any sharp objects to peel the garlic by hand so they have to resort to using their fingernails, which they eventually wear out and then later resort to using their teeth.

                                    After watching all that ... I really took my time to search for a local farmer and pay double the amount for fresh garlic and I just buy the stuff in bulk now because it's cheaper in the long run.

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                                    Plus, for bottled garlic, the preservatives added to it (citric acid I think) make the bits never really soften when you cook them. It's always easy to tell when you go out to eat somewhere and order something with garlic all over it if they used garlic from a jar, since the garlic always looks like gravel or uncooked cous cous.

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                                      I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.

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                                      That's pretty fair. I generally get a pack of dinner rolls, parker-house or whatever cook them ahead and let them rest under a tea towel.

                                      An appetiser is the ultimate time saver, because someone ALWAYS shows up starving.

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                                        That's pretty fair. I generally get a pack of dinner rolls, parker-house or whatever cook them ahead and let them rest under a tea towel.

                                        An appetiser is the ultimate time saver, because someone ALWAYS shows up starving.

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                                        Me, I'm that someone. Got any rolls?

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                                        • mathiastck@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                          Me, I'm that someone. Got any rolls?

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                                          I gotcha fam 🥐🥯🍞🥖🥨

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