GIT the Princess
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And the princess doesn't live long enough to be returned from the castle
But you can always get a deep copy of the princess, no?
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Or at least the only one left standing...
I wanna see a Python version. No wait, I probably don't:-P.
wrote last edited by [email protected]left standing…
Look closely, not standing.
Being crushed underneath the overflow.
Those that were left standing, however:
- JavaScript: standing, staring at the ruins, contemplating Docker
- C#: standing in line, probably hungry after not seeing a payday despite having paid the electricity bill for running Visual Studio for hours, on top of Windows license
- Java: The horse is standing
- Lisp: The creature generated from the 3 combined may be considered as "standing"
- Go: Everyone seems able to stand on their own. I don't see a problem
- Pascal: At least the princess is still standing. Maybe not for long though.
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Expected
git
, got multiple programming languages. Nice.wrote last edited by [email protected]git clone git@⏻_toggl:Goon%20Squad/CastleWithPrincess.git cd CastleWithPrincess git log git diff add-captured-princess^ add-captured_princess > ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff git reset --hard add-captured-princess^ git push --force cd ~/Documents/prince-home/ git clone git@kingdom:Prince/MyHome.git cd MyHome git apply ~/.cache/captured_princess_import.diff git commit -a -S -m "Your Majesty, the princess is now in your grace." git push systemctl start wait-for-munneys
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You have rust:
You spent a lot of time planning and simulating the perfect rescue plan, and perform a blazingly fast
and perfect rescue,
But you bore the princess to death explaining why she should stop being a princess and instead become a knight that rescue princesses.
I love rust btw, but the cultist behaviour needs to stop.
i dont even use rust and i hear more people complaining about rust than i hear rust users.
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Once again, C reigns King!
I am not sure that is supposed to be the takeaway message, but sure, whatever makes you happy.
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another one from the archives
Wait till you have to do it in brainfuck or whitespace
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another one from the archives
Reminder that "git" is not an acronym, so there's no need to put it in all-caps unless you're YELLING (which you might be).
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left standing…
Look closely, not standing.
Being crushed underneath the overflow.
Those that were left standing, however:
- JavaScript: standing, staring at the ruins, contemplating Docker
- C#: standing in line, probably hungry after not seeing a payday despite having paid the electricity bill for running Visual Studio for hours, on top of Windows license
- Java: The horse is standing
- Lisp: The creature generated from the 3 combined may be considered as "standing"
- Go: Everyone seems able to stand on their own. I don't see a problem
- Pascal: At least the princess is still standing. Maybe not for long though.
Joke answer: git guud
Real shit: damn that's sooo true!
Also, the Princess in the Go panel is all the way from another castle! (Java's)
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But you can always get a deep copy of the princess, no?
Only if the crate she comes from has her properly exposed
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Only if the crate she comes from has her properly exposed
Oh that might be the difficult part.