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Living life in peace

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    Things that are not bugs:

    • snails/slugs
    • rats/mice
    • other insects that are not bugs
    • poop of any state and origin
    • thugs
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      nah, that's a insect shield.

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        Clegs can go extinct and no one will cry about it. Fuck clegs.
        I will take mosquitos and wasps any day over clegs.

        Not only are they the insect version of a bad day they were also adorned the worst color scheme in nature: gray and poop brown. They have nothing going for them. Delete.

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        I killed two of them while swimming in a nearby lake to day. I'm doing my part

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          I killed two of them while swimming in a nearby lake to day. I'm doing my part

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          Thank you, my hero! 😚

          Wikipedia would have me believe that these meat drilling, bloodsucking mistakes of nature actually pollinate when they aren't in the process of ruining the lives of warm blooded creatures so now I feel a tiny bit bad, but still. So many other bugs can take over their jobs and manage to lay eggs without feeling the need to turn someone's skin into Swiss cheese.

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