CMV JD Vance murdered the pope

[viri4thus@feddit.org]

JD Vance murdered the pope because the pope didn't say thank you!

I call for a renewal of the crusades against the american infidels!

[idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works]

What if he just asked something so unhinged or stupid the pope couldn't bare it anymore.

[viri4thus@feddit.org]

We live in a timeline where the chances of that happening are non zero.

[dandomrude@lemmy.world]

Yes, he probably just couldn't cope with all this hypocrisy.

[icefoxx@lemm.ee]

Well, vance comes from America where several diseases are celebrating their comeback due to the vaccination opponents. The Pope was old and so was the immune system...

[glitterbomb@lemmy.world]

Probably asked the pope why he's not wearing a suit

[daw@feddit.org]

There are dedicated shitposting communities you know?

[commiunism@beehaw.org]

But that would mean I'd have to start supporting JD.... (i dislike organized religion)

[greatblueheron@lemmy.ca]

I also dislike organisationed religion and was tempted to upvote this. But I don't think we can get rid of it by simply killing the leaders, or any other magic wand. I think having moderate religious leaders in place while it slowly dies out is the best we can hope for.

[commiunism@beehaw.org]

Oh I absolutely agree, my comment was mostly just a joke.

[aj1@lemmy.ca]

the pope couldn’t bare it anymore.

I don't recall ever seeing the pope naked, did he bare it often? First I'm hearing of it

[floofloof@lemmy.ca]

Liz Truss met with the Queen and the Queen died; JD Vance met with the Pope and the Pope died. Clearly, meeting with far-right lunatics is bad for the health.

[idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works]

I write in English because most of you can read only that. We can continue the conversation in Hungarian if you would like that better. I also know basic German, and I learned a bit of Latin, Italian and Russian in school, you can choose from that if you have some problem with my English spelling.

[azzu@lemm.ee]