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Just.....why?

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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™

    I prefer the cheap-fucking manual brush my dentist gives me every visit experience.

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    Hey everybody! Get a look at Money Bags over here being able to afford to go to the dentist!

    (kidding, low key jealous... please marry me so I can have benefits/health coverage)

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    • D [email protected]

      This is hilarious. I laughed for some time.

      "Log back in to continue your OralB brushing experience"

      Who thought it would be a good idea to have an online toothbrush, who decided to log customers out after a period of inactivity, and why, for all that is sane in the world, would not being logged in stop you from doing anything at all with your toothbrush!?!

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      I am enjoying saying "Log back in to continue your Oral B brushing experience" in my best "customer-service/salesperson ad lady" voice. Like the kind of tone that's so soullessly saccharine that it gives AI vibes

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      • asbestos@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

        Oof, I’m not sure I’d call that repairable. That’s iPhone levels of repairable.

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        It's a lot better than other electric toothbrushes whilst retaining waterproofing.

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        • T [email protected]

          Hey everybody! Get a look at Money Bags over here being able to afford to go to the dentist!

          (kidding, low key jealous... please marry me so I can have benefits/health coverage)

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          Who said I go frequently? It's been ages. I really need a new brush, too... 😔

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          • W [email protected]

            Why? Because you were dumb enough to buy, or manipulated into buying the toothbrush.

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            Well-deserved, IMO.

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            • J [email protected]

              Pfft baking soda? Don't you know certain tree species' twigs work just as well?


              (not AI)

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              #102

              Although my comment was making fun of electric toothbrushes being "as dumb as they come," this is actually pretty cool.

              Ngl, I just ordered some online to throw in my day pack.

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                I considered a wifi toothbrush for my kids. Teaching them dental hygiene gets harder with age. At some point the youngest started ignoring brush your teeth, I had to hang out near the bathroom to make sure he brushed. I was pondering... you know it home assistant can read the site, I could just have it shit out an alarm if he hasn't brushed by x hour....

                but then he gave in and started brushing

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                  Communism is when no toothbrush...
                  Capitalism is when no toothbrush...

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                  • I [email protected]

                    It was sarcasm. They were making fun of the comments.

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                    You are correct. I was making fun that an electric toothbrush is "as dumb as it comes."

                    Using baking soda is a thing that people do, but I'd save that for last resort situations. The "damp cloth" seemed to me like the least favorable application but, seriously, better than nothing tbh.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      I am what you would call a technology enthusiast, or what some people have dubbed as a gadget whore. I love little electronic devices that make my life easier. However, at no time in my life, will I ever need or desire a toothbrush that needs WiFi access or a subscription to some service. It really isn’t necessary or even useful. It’s like the old comic about the toilet that needs a phone app.

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                      I love technology and gadgets!

                      Got this Cuckoo clock, and it never asks me to sign in.

                      I have a compass gadget in my car - never have to sign in

                      My propane camp stove - fun fact, no sign in!

                      I have a #2 pencil - I sign in with it regularly …

                      I own dozens of screws - brilliant tech helps me keep it all together, no sign in though

                      We've been doing great tech since the OG 'Fire'. I'm beginning to think what we call the 'tech' industry has a very limited understanding of what tech actually is.

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