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You are hungry and about to eat, when suddenly you drop your food to the floor; What are your first thoughts and what do you do next?

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  • Z [email protected]

    Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor?

    You have overcome Murphy's law?

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    #13

    This is a thought experiment only, of course.
    He would never actually drop his pizza on the floor. That makes no sense.

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    • T [email protected]

      I unzip, then I start thinking about moths.

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      #14

      Classic Tracaine.

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      • B [email protected]

        This is a thought experiment only, of course.
        He would never actually drop his pizza on the floor. That makes no sense.

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        I don't believe you...

        πŸ˜‰

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          I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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          How clean is the ground? How wet is the food? These are the questions.

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            I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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            I am now holding 2 wriggly cats which teleported into the mess to try and clean the floor with their tongues.

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            • N [email protected]

              How clean is the ground? How wet is the food? These are the questions.

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              These are the most important questions, the only ones which truly matter. Also, did anyone else see?

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                I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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                Eat the floor, easy.

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                  I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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                  I mostly eat sloppy meal prep so I guess I wonder if it's going to harm my dog.

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                    I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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                    #21

                    Scrape what's left on top which probably did not touch the floor then eat it. The rest feed it to the dogs or throw it away. Assuming this somekind of consistency as cream. Else 3 se conds rule apply probably heat it up again.

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                      I'd probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement πŸ™ƒ

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                      Probably depends on how wet/sticky the food is. If it's dry then blow on it, it's fine. Otherwise it's probably gross and now I need to clean the rug.

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