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Worst part about living in Europe

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    The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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    The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.

    Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?

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      The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.

      Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?

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      Where's your croissant?

      In my MOUF

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        Where's your croissant?

        In my MOUF

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        Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup

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          It seems the solution to all your problems are:

          • Big trucks
          • Suburban sprawl
          • Privatized healthcare
          • Rabid anti-communism
          • Christian-fascist leaders
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          3 of those are already set in motions.

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            The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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            I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles.
            There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.

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              3 of those are already set in motions.

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              I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.

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                Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup

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                I don't think she's Scandinavian.

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                  The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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                  They need to be cooled anyway before being drunk, so the beverage has some time to relax

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                    Nah, cola is fine, it's just that it's American. There are quite a few awesome local brands you can drink here.

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                    As a Dutchy, and BuyFromEU, Fritz Kola from AH is amazing.

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                      I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.

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                      We need a 500% tariff on US vehicles.

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                        I get more bike maintenance issues if my route to work has a lot of cobbled roads. I end up taking longer routes to avoid the cobbles.
                        There are not enough dedicated cycle paths.

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                        I still wonder who ever thought cobbled roads are a great idea.

                        Terrible to ride. Terrible to walk. Bad at just about everything.

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                          I don't think she's Scandinavian.

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                          Vad var det du sa

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                            Vad var det du sa

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                            At folk fra Skandinavia pleie Ć„ dekke alt med ketchup selv om det ikke passer i det hele tatt.

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                              They need to be cooled anyway before being drunk, so the beverage has some time to relax

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                              also if you spin the bottle a few times (while it’s oriented normally) all of the bubbles stuck to the side go to the top and redissolve….
                              learned it on ā€œbetter call saulā€ and it works amazingly.
                              ….
                              since the bubbles are lighter than the liquid, when you spin it centrifugal force knocks the bubbles off the wall….

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                                The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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                                A backpack would solve this. Our bodies are suspension, so just put anything shake-sensitive in your backpack while driving home.

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                                  A backpack would solve this. Our bodies are suspension, so just put anything shake-sensitive in your backpack while driving home.

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                                  but 6 liters of cola? you can't fit that in a backpack

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                                    but 6 liters of cola? you can't fit that in a backpack

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                                    Why not?

                                    I just backpacked home 18 cans which is about exactly 6 litres.

                                    But I could easily also fit 3 2 l bottles or 6 1l bottles or 12 0.5 bottles.

                                    And that still leaves like half to a third of my backpack available, depending on the shape of the containers.

                                    Backpacks are usually around 20-30 liters in size.

                                    Edit also tbh that looks more like 6 1.5l bottles but I'm not sure of that and I think it'll they'd fit in my backpack

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                                      Why not?

                                      I just backpacked home 18 cans which is about exactly 6 litres.

                                      But I could easily also fit 3 2 l bottles or 6 1l bottles or 12 0.5 bottles.

                                      And that still leaves like half to a third of my backpack available, depending on the shape of the containers.

                                      Backpacks are usually around 20-30 liters in size.

                                      Edit also tbh that looks more like 6 1.5l bottles but I'm not sure of that and I think it'll they'd fit in my backpack

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                                      1.25L actually if you look at the top of them. but that must be an exceptionally big backpack. or maybe that size is just not that common in my country for some reason

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                                        It seems the solution to all your problems are:

                                        • Big trucks
                                        • Suburban sprawl
                                        • Privatized healthcare
                                        • Rabid anti-communism
                                        • Christian-fascist leaders
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                                        Maybe throw a housing association in there too. You've gotta make sure your fining people for growing the wrong flowers.

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                                          also if you spin the bottle a few times (while it’s oriented normally) all of the bubbles stuck to the side go to the top and redissolve….
                                          learned it on ā€œbetter call saulā€ and it works amazingly.
                                          ….
                                          since the bubbles are lighter than the liquid, when you spin it centrifugal force knocks the bubbles off the wall….

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                                          It still takes hours for those to dissolve.

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