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    4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.

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      Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

      I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

      Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

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        Crab Fork

        8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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          Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

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            Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

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              It looks like a Botero painting

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                3/10
                Probably balanced OK and has a certain comfy weight in your hand.
                But the shape is , all by very distinct, no good at differentiating between handle and fork head.
                Function wise is the ability to poke food with the fork in question OK but could be improved.
                But the ability to scoop things up is lost with this fork, the head is just to small and to thick.
                And i personally hate the different dept oft cut in the forkhead.

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                  backscratcher/10

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                    More practical than many Star Trek forks

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                      Crab Fork

                      8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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                      Also good for oysters!

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                        Zero thousand.

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                          Specific enough?

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                          I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.

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                            I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

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                              I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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                                I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.

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                                That is a rational number

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                                  It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

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                                    4/10.

                                    Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.

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                                      Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

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                                        Certainly less than a full 4.

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                                          That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

                                          3/10 for the artistic expression
                                          1/10 for the meal

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