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  • S [email protected]

    Good raw beef if fine. Though, why not take sections and make every piece perfect?

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    I think the shape kinda fucks it no matter what. But if I had to do it, maybe id try shredding a soft cheese like mozzarella or muenster, or maybe even American or cheddar, then grill/dice peppers and mold the cheese / pepper mixture into a pyramid shape. Then wrap the outside 4 sides with thin layers of beef like a smash burger size. So they cook through, and you just get a goey mess of peppers/cheese melting and pulling away when you bite into it.

    The top being pointed still sucks though

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      That's kinda clever

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        You can tell it's fake because they didn't draw the eyes on the pyramid. Mayo for North, Relish for South, Mustard for East, and Ketchup for West.

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          The cheese looks melted and delicious but the center is just raw ground beef, haha

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          It looked like he cooked it slowly enough that it's at least rare. That's like an improvement.

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          • mika@sopuli.xyzM [email protected]

            Explain Illuminati like I'm American

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            it's literally on your money bro

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              They cooked it pretty much the way I expected, but I wasn't prepared for their cheese technique. It would have been interesting to see them trying to eat, though.

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              • mika@sopuli.xyzM [email protected]

                Explain Illuminati like I'm American

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                pyramid big eye lot control

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                  The fact that there is not the obligatory X-Files (?) Illuminati sound at the end made me more angry than it should

                  For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

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                    You can tell it's fake because they didn't draw the eyes on the pyramid. Mayo for North, Relish for South, Mustard for East, and Ketchup for West.

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                    They put one on the bun at least

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                      innovation

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                        "I asked for less conspiracy in the middle."

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                          This is pure art

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                          yeah, no way the grill is both high enough to put sear marks on the meat and low enough to cook all the way through

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                          • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                            Fill the center of it with some Brie cheese and that will be amazing.

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                            boo brie hooray camembert

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                              They put one on the bun at least

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                              True. I'm not sure if that should have been the Freemason's symbol or not though.

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                              • tommasz@piefed.socialT [email protected]

                                They cooked it pretty much the way I expected, but I wasn't prepared for their cheese technique. It would have been interesting to see them trying to eat, though.

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                                Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

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                                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  boo brie hooray camembert

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                                  How about bothlet them melt together to become camembrie,

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                                  • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                                    How about bothlet them melt together to become camembrie,

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                                    i don't like a specific bitter overtone? minor flavor? i'm not sure what to call it. that brie has, that camembert doesn't, that camembert instead has a buttery flavor. i know i'm picky, but i like it better. BOO BRIE HOORAY CAMEMbERT

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