Prehistoric predators may have been stronger than us, but we had more friends

[editshiscomments@lemmy.world]

[thteven@lemmy.world]

Large numbers of hairless apes with pointy sticks? I think I just found a solution to our billionaire problem.

[rockerface@lemmy.cafe]

You tank a few pointy sticks and decide to retreat tactically

Easily outrun all the apes

Take a breather

Look around

Apes are still running after you with no sign of getting tired

[bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de]

Unfortunately they have their own hairless apes with pointy sticks.

[dabaldeagul@feddit.nl]

And their pointy sticks are made of metal and go faster than the speed of sound using explosions

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

And bunkers.

[hasturinyellow@lemmy.world]

They cannot kill us all, though they are currently trying. Only one of us has to succeed.