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Some heroes don’t wear capes

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    Did you mean the Trump-Epstein Files?

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      'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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      'Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It's something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower,' added our source.

      Hopefully she has to live with that fear for the rest of her days.

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        'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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        Release the Trump/Epstein files

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          'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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          This reads like chainmail e-mail boomer bait.

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              'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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              Was hoping to find a Batman commissary link and/or smuggled out hand drawn comics about Batman’s exciting life on both sides of the people’s justice.

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                'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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                Fuck that site.

                Within days of Maxwell's complaint, Batman – a career criminal convicted of being a prohibited person in possession of a firearm – was moved to a different cube.

                Epstein's madam didn't fare much better with her replacement, however, as the newcomer quickly kicked off about avid jogger Maxwell failing to take showers and stinking out their cramped living quarters with her sweaty sneakers.

                Maxwell would come straight off the running track and not wash. It's something you often see with sex offenders, they are worried about being attacked in the shower,' added our source.

                Eventually they had a huge argument – this time over a clothes hanger – and it got so heated that the new bunkie threatened to beat Max with a padlock.

                Of course, Max complained, and this girl was also removed. Max seems to think she will eventually get a cube all to herself if she keeps stirring up trouble.'

                DailyMail.com revealed last month that Maxwell earned her 'prison Karen'moniker because of the 400-plus petty complaints she has lodged while behind bars.

                The sex trafficker has slated the lackluster vegan menu options, whined about 'unfair treatment', and demanded that jail authorities give her immediate access to black hair dye.

                She even bagged plush hypoallergenic bedding after grumbling to staff that the standard-issue prison pillows were triggering her allergies.

                Maxwell's moaning dates back to July 2020 when she was locked up at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York while awaiting federal trial for grooming minors.

                Her lawyers accused prison authorities of breaching her rights by shining a flashlight in her cell every 15 minutes, subjecting her to invasive searches and filming her at all hours.

                The daughter of disgraced UK newspaper magnate Robert Maxwell was sentenced to two decades behind bars in June last year and the judge in her case recommended she serve her time at FCI Danbury, the Connecticut prison that inspired Orange is the New Black.

                But the Bureau of Prisons, which has the final say, instead sent her 1,000 miles south to sun-drenched FCI Tallahassee.

                But the prickly prisoner continued to rack up the complaints, taking advantage of her job in the jail law library to file BP-9 'administrative remedy' forms at a rate of more than two a week.

                Oxford-educated Maxwell has been at the center of countless controversies and bust-ups while locked up and even managed to use the prison's video visit system to give a headline-grabbing TV interview.

                In January she told UK broadcaster Jeremy Kyle, without presenting any evidence, that the now-notorious photograph of Prince Andrew with Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre was a fake.

                DailyMail.com revealed how the chat earned Maxwell 48 hours in the Special Housing Unit – a 'prison within a prison' comprising tiny, grim cells where inmates are caged for 23 hours at a time and fed through slits in the door.

                In March it was the turn of two Cuban inmates who were both thrown into solitary confinement for 47 days after Maxwell reported them to authorities for trying to extort her.

                The two bullies found out their strict vegan neighbor had an 'arrangement' with a kitchen worker who would slip her extra fruit, vegetables, and tofu and thought they could use the info against her.

                They penned Maxwell a threatening letter demanding $360 worth of items from her commissary allowance but the Briton turned it straight over to prison authorities – breaching the strict mantra against snitching.

                Maxwell was living in fear of a beatdown when the pair got out but one of the Cubans has since been transferred to a half-way house in Laredo, Texas and the other was moved to a different housing unit.

                Maxwell – federal prisoner 02879-509 – has a release date inset forJuly 2037 when she will be 75. She could gt out earlier if she can successfully appeal her convictions for helping ex-lover Epstein, who hanged himself behind bars in 2019 instead of facing trial.

                Federal prosecutors argued this week in a fresh court filing that Maxwell's conviction for grooming girls as young as 14 should stand and denied claims she was being used as a proxy to satisfy public outrage over Epstein's crimes.

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                  To... Retransition? To go from woman presenting, to man presenting, to... What? A fractal penis twelve feet in stature?

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                  Biblically accurate penis.

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                    Release the Trump/Epstein files

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                    We should make a new grimms fairy tale. TrumpleEpstein.

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                      Biblically accurate penis.

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                      "B̴̩̜̱̙́͝͝ę̸͔̫͔͕̙̓ͅ ̵̹̼͛̌̈́̽̽̈́ṋ̶͉̗̩̎͜ö̵̡̖̯̤̳̘̯́̚̚t̴̥͉͍̘͓̀͒͒͒̓͘͜ ̵̼̹̉͌̾̓̄à̵̧͚̏͐̏̉̀̚f̷̼͈̟̊̔́͌̍͝r̸̨̩̙͐͗͑͊̚ͅà̵̧͚̺̮̞̗̾̏ị̴̥̱̈d̴͙͙͉͖̄́͜"

                      "I fear not for what is about to be done into me, but for what I am about to do."

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                      • theloweststone@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Did you mean the Trump-Epstein Files?

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                        Trump And Epstein et al

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                          'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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                          Because he's not our hero. He's a silent very loud guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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                            She doesn't like being included in sexual activity without her consent? Who would have thought.

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                            When you live in a cage with other people, there aren't much options.

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                              The DailyMail now advocating for respecting trans people's preferred genders now?

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                              Did they? I read the whole article (agonizing) and it seemed like they simply avoided using any pronouns at all for Batman.

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                                You misunderstand. Transitioning in jail is akin to a prison tattoo, it only makes them more dangerous and likely to reoffend. I’m not being facetious, that is likely their intended meaning

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                                They’re also trying to build support for a child trafficker by using a trans person as an antagonist.

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                                  They’re also trying to build support for a child trafficker by using a trans person as an antagonist.

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                                  Yeah, down has been up for a good bit. Just 3.5 more years.

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                                    When you live in a cage with other people, there aren't much options.

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                                    What's that saying? Remind me, if you can't do the time, what should you also not be doing?

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                                      'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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                                      Prison abuse is not a good thing, but I can't help but smirk over this

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

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                                        I'm confused...

                                        Edit: Holy crap that's his ex-wife's grave. At a golf course he owns. A well-manicured golf course, presumedly

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                                          'Max would hear every grunt and moan as she was trying to sleep just a few feet below. The beds aren't bolted down and they can rock from side to side and make a lot of noise.

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                                          I hate that we're still protecting these monsters with our language.

                                          "Disgraced socialite"

                                          No motherfucker, she's a paedophile (Or paedophiles assistant) and human trafficker. We really need our journalists to get their teeth back.

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