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  • C [email protected]

    Hi there friend, would you kindly get the heck out of my nightmares?

    I've had brakelines fail, you press the brake, and it just stays down.

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    You just reminded me of the fact that I drove a car with a leaking brake caliper to the dealer for a warranty repair like 20 years ago. Lots of engine braking and gently using the hand brake in non-emergency slowing down, just in case using my brakes like normal would lose me too much brake fluid.

    I can't believe I did that shit. I was careful and took the slow streets and didn't have any close calls but damn.

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      It's the only community experience we have. Don't make it about you. Let us queue together and enjoy it.

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      • Z [email protected]

        There's an effect I see in situations like this where the people in a big hurried rush end up being slow asses because apparently they don't care about this working efficiently, they just care about when they can stop waiting.

        On a plane these are the people who leap out of their seat and block your row, only to start searching for their bag once it's their turn to get off the plane.

        I see the same from drivers at red lights. If there are multiple lanes waiting to go, and one car has to inch forward every 5 seconds even though they are already way past the line, then in my very limited anecdotal experience there's like a 90% chance when the light turns green they just sit there for a few seconds after I start going.

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        When I’m dictator, impatience will be abolished and punishable by fine or imprisonment.

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        • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Take it from somebody who flies a lot:

          Theorycrafting about the best way to load/unload a plane is pointless.

          Bring a bottle of water on your plane. Bring some headphones and make sure they are charged. Make sure if halfway through the flight you even feel a little like you need to pee, do it in flight.

          When the plane lands keep your headphones popped in, and chill out until you're off the plane.

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          The main reason I like a window seat is because it means I don't have anyone freaking out beside me that I haven't stood up as soon as the plane stops rolling. I'm just gonna sit here and read thanks.

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          • B [email protected]

            When I’m dictator, impatience will be abolished and punishable by fine or imprisonment.

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            You have my vote but only if you promise extra special treatment for the people who stand shoulder to shoulder right up against the baggage claim conveyor at the airport. And the ones who rush into full elevators trying to unload.

            The amount of overlap in those two groups will probably save your Patience Police a bunch of time and resources.

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              You have my vote but only if you promise extra special treatment for the people who stand shoulder to shoulder right up against the baggage claim conveyor at the airport. And the ones who rush into full elevators trying to unload.

              The amount of overlap in those two groups will probably save your Patience Police a bunch of time and resources.

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              Swift execution for those mentioned!!

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                I don't fly often enough to have a strategy, it's terrible for the environment.

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                Well I don't fly because I think it's fun

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                • S [email protected]

                  No, you wouldn't. You're not special. Chill.

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                  I flew to an industry event on a Southwest flight full of many people roughly my age, who worked my job, or related jobs. Deplaning was extremely fast once the door opened.

                  Maybe part of that is everyone being able bodied, and traveling without children, but I also didn't see anyone that waited to get their items in order until the last minute, anyone that had to travel towards the back of the plane to get their carry on, or anyone who halfway entered the aisle, blocking it just enough that people couldn't move past - which are all things I have seen on most other flights I've taken.

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Most likely, they pay something like $5/lb of lost luggage, which is not nearly enough

                    I was lucky to eventually get the lost bags instead of a useless payment when my bags were lost

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                    Travel insurance? Regulation? Out of any insurance worth paying for, I think travel insurance is like top of the line. Anything goes wrong while travelling (stolen stuff, lost/delayed baggage/damaged rental car/cancelled flights/etc.) gives me a decent payback. I pay like 120 USD/yr.

                    Regarding regulations: At least in the EU/EEA we have some decent regulations requiring airlines to reimburse you if they lose or delay your baggage.

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                      Travel insurance? Regulation? Out of any insurance worth paying for, I think travel insurance is like top of the line. Anything goes wrong while travelling (stolen stuff, lost/delayed baggage/damaged rental car/cancelled flights/etc.) gives me a decent payback. I pay like 120 USD/yr.

                      Regarding regulations: At least in the EU/EEA we have some decent regulations requiring airlines to reimburse you if they lose or delay your baggage.

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                      Next time I will fly anywhere, I'll make sure to get that travel insurance, thanks for a hint

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                        Next time I will fly anywhere, I'll make sure to get that travel insurance, thanks for a hint

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                        The great thing is, it's not just for flights! My travel insurance gives me coverage as long as I'm travelling outside my home. It literally covers damage to my bike if I'm visiting my parents for the weekend, or road assistance if my car breaks down on my way to a hike.

                        That's essentially why I have it: Pretty much everything I bring with me on any trip that's not to-from work is covered.

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                          The great thing is, it's not just for flights! My travel insurance gives me coverage as long as I'm travelling outside my home. It literally covers damage to my bike if I'm visiting my parents for the weekend, or road assistance if my car breaks down on my way to a hike.

                          That's essentially why I have it: Pretty much everything I bring with me on any trip that's not to-from work is covered.

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                          That sounds too good to be true, I would expect it to be three or four separate insurances. I have only one that covers my bicycle and any problems I cause or get while riding it

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