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      Just gently toss? Or yeet it so it skips?

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        Holy shit this made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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          I don’t live near a lake—will an ocean do?

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            I don’t live near a lake—will an ocean do?

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            The meme doesnt say. Can you try and get back to us?

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              i have defended phone calls as the ultimate way to get something done and i will continue to do so

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                Did something happen to piefed? All the images are broken.

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                  Did something happen to piefed? All the images are broken.

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                  No, and viewing this post from Lemmy.world works just fine using the web UI - perhaps it is an app issue?

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                    The meme doesnt say. Can you try and get back to us?

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                    Phone washes up on beach a week later. Ominous drumbeats sound in the distance.

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                      Just gently toss? Or yeet it so it skips?

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                      Then you miss out on that gentle "splooip".

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                        No, and viewing this post from Lemmy.world works just fine using the web UI - perhaps it is an app issue?

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                        It's back to normal now. It was broken for me on web, too, even straight from blahaj.zone

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                          I remember as a kid in the 70's racing to the phone when it rang so I could answer it before my sister. Nowadays when the phone rings I stop and wait until the ringing stops, then I may have a look.

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                            Why didn't I think of that dot GIF

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                              i have defended phone calls as the ultimate way to get something done and i will continue to do so

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                              Give me the paper trail that comes with an email conversation over a phone call any day.

                              Or most days at least. Some things are just easier to discuss by voice.

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                                Then you miss out on that gentle "splooip".

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                                But it's sooo satisfying when your shiny new "slimmer than any other phone before" breaks your prior record for number of skips.

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                                  Give me the paper trail that comes with an email conversation over a phone call any day.

                                  Or most days at least. Some things are just easier to discuss by voice.

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                                  You should see the documentation we get from the orderer of our current project, we basically have to call two meetings a day just to decipher it

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                                    I remember as a kid in the 70's racing to the phone when it rang so I could answer it before my sister. Nowadays when the phone rings I stop and wait until the ringing stops, then I may have a look.

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                                    Unless I'm expecting to talk to someone, into DND mode it goes straight away. I'll check on it when I'm in the mood.

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                                      Phone washes up on beach a week later. Ominous drumbeats sound in the distance.

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                                      Now I'm picturing the next 2001 sequel & the monoliths all turn out to be alien smartphones.

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                                        I remember as a kid in the 70's racing to the phone when it rang so I could answer it before my sister. Nowadays when the phone rings I stop and wait until the ringing stops, then I may have a look.

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                                        I blame spam calls for this

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                                          But it's sooo satisfying when your shiny new "slimmer than any other phone before" breaks your prior record for number of skips.

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                                          i like the big screens though. better for watching, uh, netflix. yeah, netflix.

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