It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true
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Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.
So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity
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I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled
Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
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Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Compost bin.
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Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?
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So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity
Doesn't work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.
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The Bill Cosby Method
Chloroform doesn't go in pudding.
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Strategy #1: don't call them "females"
Feeee-males.
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I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled
It's not the sperm that's the issue. It's the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more
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Strategy #1: don't call them "females"
Whenever someone says "female" but doesn't specify the species, I assume they aren't picky about it.
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Feeee-males.
Fee-males are just gigolos.
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Feeee-males.
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Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Automatic body process
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Compost bin.
Cum-post bin
Post-cum bin
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]Quark, you've been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don't make me get Odo.
.... "FeEmAlEs"... you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em....
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Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
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Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?
Ewww, I'm not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
