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It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true

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  • L [email protected]

    Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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    Compost bin.

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    • L [email protected]

      Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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      Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

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      • M [email protected]

        So you are recommending beginning the date with post nut clarity

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        Doesn't work for me, but helps me last longer on that first date.

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        • D [email protected]

          The Bill Cosby Method

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          Chloroform doesn't go in pudding.

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          • P [email protected]

            Strategy #1: don't call them "females"

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            Feeee-males.

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            • O [email protected]

              I will add that sperm accumulate only roughly 3 days, after that the old one is recycled

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              It's not the sperm that's the issue. It's the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

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              • P [email protected]

                Strategy #1: don't call them "females"

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                Whenever someone says "female" but doesn't specify the species, I assume they aren't picky about it.

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                • M [email protected]

                  Feeee-males.

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                  Fee-males are just gigolos.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Feeee-males.

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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                      Automatic body process

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                        Compost bin.

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                        Cum-post bin

                        Post-cum bin

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                        • V [email protected]

                          Subscribe for more "how to catch a female" strategies.

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                          #22

                          Quark, you've been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.

                          Don't make me get Odo.

                          .... "FeEmAlEs"... you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em....

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

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                            Just use a shoebox like the rest of us

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                            • A [email protected]

                              Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

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                              Ewww, I'm not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?

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