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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.orgU [email protected]

    I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

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    That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

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      How about a cheese pipe?

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      When there is an outage cheese comes out instead

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        There's a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

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        How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than "regular" CO2

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          Nut milk comes from male cows.

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            How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than "regular" CO2

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            Belgian heavy beer ferment again on bottle, so no real need to capture CO2 from the first fermentation.

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              The Milk Superhighway is coming.

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                Richard pipelines?

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                Pp pipelines.

                "Ppp."

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                  Is it subdivided by hot milk and cold milk

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                  It should be divided into regular milk and chocolate milk

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                    That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

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                    That is how (home use) soda machines work. Although the syrup gets usually mixed in while pouring into a glass.

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                      AI?

                      Pipes don't connect like that underground. They're buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don't go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?

                      Edit: also grass looks too perfect

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                        So cold has a return line, but hot has to be released into the environment after use?

                        I think I just solved global warming

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                          Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                            Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                            Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

                            Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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                              I love the comments here.

                              OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

                              average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

                              armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

                              armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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                                I love the comments here.

                                OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

                                average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

                                armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

                                armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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                                Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

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                                  Milk Pipe Network

                                  https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2988129340

                                  A bit more elaborate:

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXEcVNsDO_U

                                  And, of course, IRL!

                                  Milk Pipe Hoses

                                  https://www.amazon.se/-/en/Automatic-Machine-Quality-Cappuccino-Chocolate/dp/B0F2M9QQ3P

                                  OP, you are already living the dream.

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                                    Looks pretty AI slop-y...

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                                      Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

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                                      That's wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMBRWg-1Uk

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                                        Mmmm, milkline

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                                          I love the comments here.

                                          OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

                                          average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

                                          armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

                                          armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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                                          Perfect. At least some of the people are not asleep at the wheel and can still keep the place they like garbage-free.

                                          I like that people can and do express that LLM slop is not welcome here.

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