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    I love the comments here.

    OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

    average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

    armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

    armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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    Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

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      #51

      Milk Pipe Network

      https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2988129340

      A bit more elaborate:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXEcVNsDO_U

      And, of course, IRL!

      Milk Pipe Hoses

      https://www.amazon.se/-/en/Automatic-Machine-Quality-Cappuccino-Chocolate/dp/B0F2M9QQ3P

      OP, you are already living the dream.

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        Looks pretty AI slop-y...

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        • B [email protected]

          Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

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          That's wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMBRWg-1Uk

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            Mmmm, milkline

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            • A [email protected]

              I love the comments here.

              OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

              average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

              armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

              armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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              Perfect. At least some of the people are not asleep at the wheel and can still keep the place they like garbage-free.

              I like that people can and do express that LLM slop is not welcome here.

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              • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

                Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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                Most bigger municipalities in Sweden also does hot water for central heating - some and have just recently begun adding central cooling via cold water too

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                • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                  otherwise it'd be yogurt by the time it came to houses šŸ˜†

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                  Tbh I wouldn't mind a clotted creme duct

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                  • A [email protected]

                    I love the comments here.

                    OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

                    average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

                    armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

                    armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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                    Its impossible to tell who's acting outraged for a joke and who's getting whooshed.

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                      but what about choccy milk and capuchin lines?

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                      • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                        Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                        acceptable in major city with close blocks and no yards. as soon as suburbs exists, bad.

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                          Never have I nor ever will I need that much milk

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                            Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you're up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.

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                            • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                              but what about choccy milk and capuchin lines?

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                              Need a strawberry milk line too! We don't want the pink cows going extinct now do we?

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                              • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                                Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                                If you run the hot water lines under the streets it can double as snow removal in the winter to help reduce road salt consumption!

                                ...We'll just pretend we don't have to worry about making urban heat islands worse in the summer

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2ā€ hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.

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                                  Just keep running the hot water, it'll get the cooled water from the pipes out of the system at some point!

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                                  • umbraroze@slrpnk.netU [email protected]

                                    When I was a kid I learned that UK at some point had daily milk delivery. That seemed silly. We here in the continental Europe buy milk in cartons from the store, like civilised people!

                                    Milk on tap would qualify as return to such barbarism.

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                                    I thought it was so quaint but learning that the reason for milk delivery was due to a lack of pasteurization (and therefore very rapidly expiring milk), and how many people died by drinking unpasteurized milk quickly dispelled that thought process

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                                    • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                                      Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                                      You spent too long engaging the joke then. Corporate theft issues aside this is the perfect use of AI. Its 5 seconds and move on...

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                                      • routhinator@startrek.websiteR [email protected]

                                        Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

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                                        This is a normal thing in Germany. It is called FernwƤrme and uses insulated pipes.

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          I love the comments here.

                                          OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

                                          average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

                                          armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

                                          armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

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                                          I'm more curious how a hot water main works? Is there just millions of miles of heated pipes underground? And I thought a gas boiler was inefficient.

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