Bugs and features
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New D&D character unlocked (like I’ll ever get to play again
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Where the fuck did those great grand children even come from?
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Where the fuck did those great grand children even come from?
Someone got Sleeping Beauty'd
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New D&D character unlocked (like I’ll ever get to play again
)That's just Fry from Futurama.
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Someone got Sleeping Beauty'd
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Where the fuck did those great grand children even come from?
If you're a man who has had sex, perhaps a partner kept your child from you
If you're a woman, well, being in a 1000-year nap would leave you pretty vulnerable
I suppose a man would technically be in danger of the same thing, if a passerby was so inclined
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i mean… i like fantasy and sci-fi a lot, but those mushrooms are probably only there because of all the dog poo along the trail…
EDIT : and before anyone says “i bet you’re a lot of fun at parties,” i would like to inform you that : yes, i am, but mostly because i casually bring the word “poo” into the conversation
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i mean… i like fantasy and sci-fi a lot, but those mushrooms are probably only there because of all the dog poo along the trail…
EDIT : and before anyone says “i bet you’re a lot of fun at parties,” i would like to inform you that : yes, i am, but mostly because i casually bring the word “poo” into the conversation
Wrong. That trail is constructed atop the decaying remains of the time snake. The mushrooms sprout from its decomposing body and their spores landing on your body are why you travel 1,000 years into the future.
If you’re lucky. Otherwise you might just wind up 4 months in the past and just be stomping through mounds of freshly thawed dog shit that some irresponsible pet owners left to freeze all winter. -
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You mean I could die in my sleep or wake up in a world that has advanced 1k years?
I'll take that deal every time
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i mean… i like fantasy and sci-fi a lot, but those mushrooms are probably only there because of all the dog poo along the trail…
EDIT : and before anyone says “i bet you’re a lot of fun at parties,” i would like to inform you that : yes, i am, but mostly because i casually bring the word “poo” into the conversation
I genuinely bet you're fun at parties.
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You mean I could die in my sleep or wake up in a world that has advanced 1k years?
I'll take that deal every time
Careful what you wish for
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Where the fuck did those great grand children even come from?
Some people already have kids. They're great motivation for taking a walk alone in the woods.
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Where the fuck did those great grand children even come from?
I got this pal named Lot that might have some experience with this topic
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Some people already have kids. They're great motivation for taking a walk alone in the woods.
idk, sounds fake.
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Careful what you wish for
1k years is definitely far enough that all bets are off on what you'll find when you wake up.
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CAN I TAKE MY GRANDCHILDREN? NAP?
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1k years is definitely far enough that all bets are off on what you'll find when you wake up.
i call president of new cuba
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Looks more like a path to a secluded patch in the feywild containing a long table laden with huge swaths of food, no exits, with the path no longer behind you… and a tall Pale Man seated at the head of the table.
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i mean… i like fantasy and sci-fi a lot, but those mushrooms are probably only there because of all the dog poo along the trail…
EDIT : and before anyone says “i bet you’re a lot of fun at parties,” i would like to inform you that : yes, i am, but mostly because i casually bring the word “poo” into the conversation
Fun-guy at parties
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1k years is definitely far enough that all bets are off on what you'll find when you wake up.
Good news, everyone!
