Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

[earthshiptechintern@lemm.ee]

Eww! Don't eat THAT longpig. Cannibals have values.

[earthshiptechintern@lemm.ee]

And the cybertruck is hardly a pickup truck. What were you saying?

[froh42@lemmy.world]

Tesla just needs a new slogan or a good marketing campaign.

Something like:

Tesla - power by joy

Or "Kraft durch Freude" in German.

All that would perfectly fit the brand image.

[buzz86us@lemmy.world]

Exactly I thought this would be a purely functional truck at a good price, but for that much it is not worth it

[worldleader462@lemmy.world]

You mean These people

[booganiganie@lemmy.world]

Bit like Elon,
Never lived up to the hype

[jericho_kane@lemmy.org]

Or make a special edition. The Kristall Nacht with a red and black wrap or something.

[barsoap@lemm.ee]

For reference.

[thomascrappersghost@feddit.uk]

Were people allowed to cancel orders due to that price hike?

[barsoap@lemm.ee]

Importantly, the success of the Beetle also came after the Nazis. They built the factory using confiscated union funds as well as having people pay instalments for cars which they would never get, built two or three Beetles, then switched production over to war-time production, Kübelwagen. After the war the unions effectively took over the whole plant... and also bought a couple of farms to make sure workers and families had enough to eat. Most of that is gone now but they still have their own butchery, VW part number 199 398 500 A is a saussage.

[jordanz@lemmy.world]

Yep…

Until your Cybertruck is delivered, you may cancel your reservation at any time and receive a full refund of your pre-order payment.

[siredcalot@lemmy.today]

Tesla fan here, this is kind of accurate. I wouldn't call it terrible, but the aluminum chassis means it has towing limitations, the small battery doesn't have nearly as much range as most other Tesla's and it gets worse if you're towing, plus not everybody wants to drive the Halo truck.
Double the range or cut the price by 30% and you have an interesting car, as it is now I look at it as a first generation attempt.

[carighan@lemmy.world]

Could even decorate it with a pattern based on an asian symbol commonly found on temples!

[carighan@lemmy.world]

VOLKSwagen!

[reksas@sopuli.xyz]

i wonder when ol stinky starts pushing somekind of law that makes it mandatory to buy one

[monstrosity@lemm.ee]

You've got some balls coming in here & proclaiming You're a fan of Nazi billshit.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

A nice white background on a red backdrop would communicate our bold passion

[hedhoncho@lemm.ee]

Elon should offer to pay the tariff for new customers.

[sturgist@lemmy.ca]

More balls than braincells

[whatyouneed@lemmy.world]

Whoa, there was a lot of fElon fellatio in the replies on that site.