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Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

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  • R [email protected]

    Do they still let you charge for free on the Tesla network?

    Charge it during the day, run your house off of it at night when you are home. Save electricity.

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    Thanks to Elon, inspecting governmental bodies, regulations and regulators will be dissolved, so probably the cybertruck will be an amazing camp fire, better known as a dumbster fire, due to spontaneous combustion like Chinese cars in China. Then to blame it on trans people or something.

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    • monstrosity@lemm.eeM [email protected]

      I don't do nuance with Nazi shit, sorry.

      Didn't bother reading past that nonsense. Glad you got some writing exercise in, though.

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      There are a lot of moneyed interests who want us all fighting each other. They want that so they can continue to extract the wealth of the nation for themselves. So while you explain why you've no need to listen to anybody, you are helping them.

      Ever see a magic show? The magician sets up the trick and the cute bikini clad assistant jumps around and flashes her hands to capture your attention so you don't notice the magician has just palmed your card instead of shuffling it.
      Elon is the assistant here. Everybody is focused on him and his stupid salute and all of the crazy things people like him say and do, and people are not focused on the real question of how to stop the fact that Americacs people are being bled dry.

      I would encourage you to read the story of Daryl Davis, he is a black musician, most famous for becoming friends with a number of KKK members. Those people were used to being hated by black people and vice versa. All Daryl did was talk to them, listen to them, find elements of commonality. I think like 40 or 50 KKK members have left the organization because of him.

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        There are a lot of moneyed interests who want us all fighting each other. They want that so they can continue to extract the wealth of the nation for themselves. So while you explain why you've no need to listen to anybody, you are helping them.

        Ever see a magic show? The magician sets up the trick and the cute bikini clad assistant jumps around and flashes her hands to capture your attention so you don't notice the magician has just palmed your card instead of shuffling it.
        Elon is the assistant here. Everybody is focused on him and his stupid salute and all of the crazy things people like him say and do, and people are not focused on the real question of how to stop the fact that Americacs people are being bled dry.

        I would encourage you to read the story of Daryl Davis, he is a black musician, most famous for becoming friends with a number of KKK members. Those people were used to being hated by black people and vice versa. All Daryl did was talk to them, listen to them, find elements of commonality. I think like 40 or 50 KKK members have left the organization because of him.

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        Look, you can make friends with as many KKK as you want.

        I'd rather follow the example my Grandfathers set, thanks.

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        • T [email protected]

          I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like "I don't need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!" and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.

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          If it was part of a trend of Redneck shit mobiles itd be respectable but stupid, the fact that they are built out of a factory and not Bubba'd out of scrap metal and random parts in a garage makes them thoroughly stupid and infinitely trashy.

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          • L [email protected]

            Maybe he'll force their sale to Ukraine, so Trump can pretend he supports them even while the cybertrucks break down in the field faster than Russia's WWII era tanks.

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            They'd get better use out of them by turning the batteries into anti personnel landmines.

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            • T [email protected]

              My boys specifically go after anyone in a Fortnite cyber truck.

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              This isn't the slam dunk you think it is, it's a battle royale game... Everyone is going after everyone.

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              • Z [email protected]

                The thing is, for a truck that’s used for truck shit, functionality, practicality, and reliability are probably the most important. Styling will always be relevant to customers, but should be a secondary concern for a tough utilitarian vehicle.

                It’s too bad they flipped those priorities and made an overpriced junky status symbol. I think Elon wanting people to see the “amazing” design was one of the main drivers behind it getting released when it did. It was clearly not ready 5 years ago since it’s still not ready now.

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                #488

                Ok dude...

                I mean it's a "truck" without a truck bed, but sure.

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                • B [email protected]

                  You act like you don't understand police departments need grants to buy those things also.

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                  Let me introduce you to this one hidden trick: no-bid contracts.

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                  • lordwiggle@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                    You act like they won't be replaced or disbanded by Musk if they won't do what he wants. He has enough money to buy anyone and anything. And he shows he isn't scared in doing so.

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                    #490

                    Replaced by who? And where is the profit in selling something to someone who has no money to buy?

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                      Let me introduce you to this one hidden trick: no-bid contracts.

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                      Let me introduce you to 'We ain't got no money to buy anything' trick.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        Let me introduce you to 'We ain't got no money to buy anything' trick.

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                        I assure you that the police (and/or other enforcement positions) will be some of the last to "run out of money."

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                          Replaced by who? And where is the profit in selling something to someone who has no money to buy?

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                          Replaced by teenager Musketeers, like in his doge department.

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                          • P [email protected]

                            I assure you that the police (and/or other enforcement positions) will be some of the last to "run out of money."

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                            The reason why police have a ton of "militarized" equipment us because the military puts a lot of gear up for sale as surplus. Our county sheriffs picked up an old hummvee and MRAP for practically nothing.

                            Cybertrucks aren't mil surp. Maybe years from now but not anytime soon

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                            • A [email protected]

                              Swasticar is good! In my mind, I was calling it TeSSla.

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                              @angrystego @RangerJosey pretty sure we agreed on WankerPanzer

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                                I assure you that the police (and/or other enforcement positions) will be some of the last to "run out of money."

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                                Still got to have the money. And police departments need to have budget to replace equipment.

                                I have been elected to a city council several times and have gone over police budgets and it was no easier for the police to get money replace a squad car or get any of the "goodies" you think are so easy to them to get. There is only so much money to be had in any city budget.

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                                • monstrosity@lemm.eeM [email protected]

                                  Look, you can make friends with as many KKK as you want.

                                  I'd rather follow the example my Grandfathers set, thanks.

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                                  Then you are serving the needs of people like Trump, Murdoch, and other billionaires / CEOs / shareholders who'd rather have us fighting each other than working together to restore the American dream.

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    I give the gift of a free bird to any I pass on the street.

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                                    #498

                                    lol same

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                                      Swasticars for swasticucks

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