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  3. We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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    User name does not check out.

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    It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

    Or, you know some other gay shit....

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      Kimchi Chong

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        Johnny Canuck

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          Wyatt Yankstrash

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            #102

            Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

            EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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              I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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              Or Amanda Richardson

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                Pasta Italianman

                Or Italia Pastaman

                Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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                Peppino Mafiera

                In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford

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                  Vladimir Vodkovich

                  Zulu Safari

                  Hirohito Kawasaki

                  Panda Li Chien

                  Fernandez Fiesta

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                  This guy collecting ethnicities like it's bingo.

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                    Johnny Canuck

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                    nah first name would probably be Sori

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                      Ching Chong

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                      i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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                        Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                        Also this guy: "I'm Canadian"

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                          Whitey McCracker

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                          • D [email protected]

                            That's what a fed would say! And someone that's not a fed would say!

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                            Ah shit it's feds all the way down

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                              Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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                              I don’t get it

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                                Harald Töpfer.

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                                Adalbert Taumeltor

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                                  i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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                                  I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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                                    I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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                                    it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.

                                    but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.

                                    it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.

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                                      Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

                                      Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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                                      Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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                                        Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

                                        EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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                                        Write that down! Write that down!!

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                                          I don’t get it

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                                          SIRona RYAN

                                          Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”

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