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  3. We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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    Harald Töpfer.

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    Adalbert Taumeltor

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      i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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      I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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        I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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        it's barely a variation on it, and also doesn't make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you'd like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it's still two family names.

        but we already know through several examples that she doesn't give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it's most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn't have to tell her.

        it's the same reason she didn't use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.

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          Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

          Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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          Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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            Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

            EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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            Write that down! Write that down!!

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              I don’t get it

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              SIRona RYAN

              Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”

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                Giovanni Espresso

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                  François LaGrenouille

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                    Johnny Canuck

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                    Buddy Guy

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                      Jose Frijoles Sanchez

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                        Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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                        i almost choked on my food reading this

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                          Giovanni Espresso

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                          Or this
                          https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

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                            It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

                            Or, you know some other gay shit....

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                            Or, you know some other gay shit

                            Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

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                              cracker bongcloud

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                                I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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                                  I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.

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                                    Or, you know some other gay shit

                                    Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

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                                    Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?

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                                      I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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                                        Asian Invasion.

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                                          Frenchy McPistols

                                          Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

                                          But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

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