We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
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Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
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Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"
Write that down! Write that down!!
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I don’t get it
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!!”
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Giovanni Espresso
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François LaGrenouille
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Johnny Canuck
Buddy Guy
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Jose Frijoles Sanchez
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Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
i almost choked on my food reading this
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Giovanni Espresso
Or this
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It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit....
Or, you know some other gay shit
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
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cracker bongcloud
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I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
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I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.
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Or, you know some other gay shit
Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?
Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?
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I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
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Asian Invasion.
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Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
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Nia Nubia
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I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad
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Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness.
Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
