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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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    cracker bongcloud

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      I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

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        I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.

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          Or, you know some other gay shit

          Do you object to homosexuals or just their feces?

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          Neither, I am gay and I am the shit. What's your point?

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            I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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              Asian Invasion.

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                Frenchy McPistols

                Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

                But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

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                  Nia Nubia

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                    I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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                    At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎

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                      Frenchy McPistols

                      Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

                      But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

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                      There wouldn't be a dick joke. You'd be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you'd be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness.
                      Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she's willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.

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