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  3. We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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    I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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    Same in German (that's the joke 😉

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      Klaus Schnitzel

      Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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      Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how's aunt Frieda?

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        Ching Chong

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        Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

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          Shawn White

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          Wright Devil

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            Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

            Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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              Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                User name does not check out.

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                  That's what a fed would say! And someone that's not a fed would say!

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                  Dudes out here glowing like a rave

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                    Righty Racous not Nonbinaerus what a fucky I hate her mindus

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                      User name does not check out.

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                      It's not out of fear, it's a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

                      Or, you know some other gay shit....

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                        Kimchi Chong

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                          Johnny Canuck

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                            Wyatt Yankstrash

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                              Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

                              EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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                                I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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                                Or Amanda Richardson

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                                  Pasta Italianman

                                  Or Italia Pastaman

                                  Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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                                  Peppino Mafiera

                                  In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford

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                                    Vladimir Vodkovich

                                    Zulu Safari

                                    Hirohito Kawasaki

                                    Panda Li Chien

                                    Fernandez Fiesta

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                                    This guy collecting ethnicities like it's bingo.

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                                      Johnny Canuck

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                                      nah first name would probably be Sori

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                                        Ching Chong

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                                        i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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                                          Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                                          Also this guy: "I'm Canadian"

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