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Time has somehow stopped, but you can move. What do you do?

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    Suffocate or get immolated trying to move from the friction of the now solid air mass.

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      Disrobe a bunch of women?

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        Intimidate a French man by moving him back to his original postion on the stairs while I pose dramatically. /ref

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        While talking about how great I am with my STANDO POWA

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          Suffocate or get immolated trying to move from the friction of the now solid air mass.

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          I came here to try and get away from this corny ass reddit speak

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            I came here to try and get away from this corny ass reddit speak

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            Nobody cares.

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              Nobody cares.

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              You say that but you responded. I tell ya that cornball talk wont fly in college.

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                Click (2006)

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                  First, I take a long rest. Then, I might nap a bit.

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                    No, I think they're just going to watch it a bunch of times.

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                      Is there a time limit?

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                        I scream "Stop! Hammer time!" and then go looking for a hammer.

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                          Disrobe a bunch of women then get really good at figure drawing

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                            I got a house full of books, notebooks to write my partners notes, and sleep. If it seems to last more than I don't know, a month? Probably walk to an Ocean, then see if one can walk or drive across one. Try and figure out why time seems stopped.

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                              First, I take a long rest. Then, I might nap a bit.

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                              This is the way.

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                                Is there a time limit?

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                                Inherently!

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                                  Click (2006)

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                                  This barely relates

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                                    Lots and lots of reading and learning. Especially languages

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                                      Quickly get into every missile silo and jerry-rig a way to remote control them, move all the personnel out of the silos, lock access, set up cameras in all of them, then find a way to resume time. Once time resumes, announce that I have control over all the nukes, launch a high-atmosphere blast near DC, Moscow, Beijing, London, Paris, to prove it, become a global dictator.

                                      A benevolent dictator, of course. (pinky promise 😉 just trust me bro 😈)

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                                      Your high altitude warning shots would wreck civilization. Read up on the starfish prime tests.

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                                        Release the Epstein files, and since they won't need it anymore, transfer Trumps and Elons Cash to me; afterwards start a looooooong list of cash transfers to everyone NOT in the Epstein files. I hope i don't age while time is stopped, because that might take a while. While i'm at it, go down the list of Top 100 richest people and fucking do it again. Keep a respectable sum for myself, but only in the "me and the closest to me will never have to worry about money again"-region, not more.

                                        Steal Denuvo's encryption keys.

                                        Defenestrate Putin (and Medvedev just to make sure the war ends), then pull the same move in Israel. Personally slap every Russian and IDF soldier who willingly went into war.

                                        Destroy all the North Korean artillery and rockets aimed at Seoul and place notes in front of SK politicians informing them about the new situation.

                                        Dismantle the surveillance networks - all of them. Let every Citizen know how much information their state had about them - except for Cartel/Mobster types, those i put on skateboards like cardboard cutouts and let them ride down a steep hill into prison gates.

                                        Do i still have time left?

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                                          Take a fuckin' nap, and then a week to myself

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