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  • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

    Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!

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    But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

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    • sonicblue03@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      That looks like Hans Sanitizer.

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      I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

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        I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

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        My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.

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          But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

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          The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

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            "Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M"

            See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective...

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            • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

              The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

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              Man, that language is crazy.

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              • G [email protected]

                It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.

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                  Pocket sand!

                  ...Hanitizer

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                    https://dragon-quest.org/wiki/Muddy_hand

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                    • L [email protected]

                      You're right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.

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                      Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:

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