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  • tyr_raidho_othala@reddthat.comT [email protected]

    How bout you chill and calm down?

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    Would work on me. Trained myself as a teen to not rely on emotions at all. Trauma aside, I do actually step back and rethink if hit with these.

    Which really didn't help notice how irritating "chill" is xD

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      It’s usually the person who’s screwing you over in the first place who tells you to calm down about it.

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        It’s usually the person who’s screwing you over in the first place who tells you to calm down about it.

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        instead of "calm down" why not say "learn better coping techniques to handle my gaslighting, because it annoys me"

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          My Anger is Just AND RIGHTEOUS! NOBODY TELLS ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN UNTIL I DO!

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          Clam down.

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            Thats not fair at all, you ever see a dude wanting to fight and you tell him to calm down. I think telling pissed people to cool out just fires them up.

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            How it works

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              The most incendiary 2-word phrase in the English language. Said by anyone to anyone.

              It's belittling and aggressive and dismissive and infuriating all at once.

              Even saying something as similar as "get a grip!" has a much better chance of success.

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              calm down, it's not that incendiary.

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                TIL I am a woman

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                  I wonder if that would work, like you just start getting mad at them for how half hearted they are about the whole thing. Start saying 'if you are only going to be 10% tough about this shit you should just sit down'

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                  I mean, I'd get madder, but anything but "I'm sorry" or "fuck you this is (and actually is) your fault jackass" is going to make me madder.

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                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                    "Pop off, motherfucker, I DARE you!"

                    *POW*

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                    I keep waiting for one of these drama scenes where someone grabs another dude's gun and points it at their head to end with the guy saying "okay" and pulling the trigger.

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                      "relax" is one of the banned words I cannot use with my wife. If she was shouting about something and I said the word "relax", it would start a fight probably leading to divorce

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                        TIL I am a woman

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                        Happy Pride. Or Wrath as the case may be.

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                          Happy Pride. Or Wrath as the case may be.

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                          Happy pride! Don't know what wraith is, but it sounds bad ass so thanks for that roo!

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                            Women: We're not controlled by our emotions!!!

                            Also women: I'm on my period that's why I'm so angry!!!

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                              Happy pride! Don't know what wraith is, but it sounds bad ass so thanks for that roo!

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                              misspelling. I meant Wrath.

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                                I keep waiting for one of these drama scenes where someone grabs another dude's gun and points it at their head to end with the guy saying "okay" and pulling the trigger.

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                                Does anyone want to hear my far cry 3 headcanon that the gun in the beginning was unloaded and vaas was just going to recruit whoever pulls the trigger?

                                No? Well too bad you already read it. It really sounds like something he'd do to me.

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                                  misspelling. I meant Wrath.

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                                  I'm not the smartest man, and i so don't know what you mean, help a sister out?

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                                    I'm not the smartest man, and i so don't know what you mean, help a sister out?

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                                    Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. So is Wrath.

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                                      instead of "calm down" why not say "learn better coping techniques to handle my gaslighting, because it annoys me"

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                                      Thanks I’ll try this!

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                                      • thatweirdguy1001@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                        Women: We're not controlled by our emotions!!!

                                        Also women: I'm on my period that's why I'm so angry!!!

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                                        Calm down boss, you sound like you need to smile more often.

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                                          "relax" is one of the banned words I cannot use with my wife. If she was shouting about something and I said the word "relax", it would start a fight probably leading to divorce

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                                          That sounds kind of abusive, ngl

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