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    Bro has already lost 7 pounds he should take the week off.

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    • thegiantkorean@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.

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      Thanks for the next player curse getting bestowed in my campaign.

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      • rockerface@lemm.eeR [email protected]

        Why is it called a "restroom" if I'm fighting for life in here?

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        Temba, at rest.

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          I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.

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          Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.

          I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.

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            Every great journey begins with a massive shit.

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              Bro has already lost 7 pounds he should take the week off.

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              That's a half-Kouric!

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              • L [email protected]

                There's a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called "The Nutty Professor". It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

                Anyways, there's a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says "Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!"

                It's meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it "10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn't engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you're going to be in life crippling debt!"

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                It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

                Definitely not.

                The costumes cameo of multiple characters started WELL before the nutty professor. “Being other people” was part of what made Eddie Murphy so famous originally.

                Coming to America is, to my recollection, the first where he plays multiple characters.

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                  It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.

                  Definitely not.

                  The costumes cameo of multiple characters started WELL before the nutty professor. “Being other people” was part of what made Eddie Murphy so famous originally.

                  Coming to America is, to my recollection, the first where he plays multiple characters.

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                  I watched Coming to America several times before watching the bloopers that play during the credits and realized he also played the white guy in the barbershop lol

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                    He knows what's up. Every workout should start with taking a shit. Unless you're going for a squat PB and need a little extra thrust on the way up

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                    • C [email protected]

                      1lb down already! Good work.

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                      Eh, that was just water weight.

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