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  • oatscoop@midwest.socialO [email protected]

    You kids don't know how good you have it!

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    At least you have hands! I had to get my fabricated from the town blacksmith.

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    • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

      Early PC only had 5 card slots, and the only jack on the motherboard was the keyboard. One slot is going to be used by a video card, one’s probably being used by a hard drive controller, one’s probably used by a parallel + serial card. Soundcards also included controller ports to try to save a slot.

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      I thought sometimes they called them game ports (for the joystick.)

      I reasoned if you are installing a sound card, you are probably doing some gaming, so it made sense to sort of bundle those together.

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        They all got bought by acer and turned into the shittiest brand-name PCs on the planet.

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        Wasn’t gateway already shitty to begin with?

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        • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

          "how old are you?"

          "an old 486 with a 3.5 disk drive, turbo button, and pc lock"

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          Gotta have an LED display so everyone can see your speed in megahertz.

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          • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

            Big keyboard jack, serial for mouse, parallel for printer

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            Nailed it! I was going to post the DIN-5 kb connector.

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            • F [email protected]

              Young whippersnappers.

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              Fun fact, the Romans would never have labeled their abacuses like this. It would have made calculating very difficult; they effectively worked with modern numbers in bead form, and then used the famous numeral system just to record the results.

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                Please,

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                Don't buy copper from this guy, it's low-quality and your messenger will be treated with contempt.

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                • oatscoop@midwest.socialO [email protected]

                  You kids don't know how good you have it!

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                  Ooh ooh ooh?

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                  • cypherpunks@lemmy.mlC [email protected]

                    geordi laforge drakeposting meme template, with the first panel rejecting the PS/2 mouse+keyboard ports from OP's image and the second panel endorsing a pair of ADB ports

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                    Explain this please.

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                      A yung'un huh

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                        Explain this please.

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                        It's a picture of the ADB ports (for mouse and keyboard, but not only...) on a Mac IIci.

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                        • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          The first three Macs had this jack in the front for the keyboard and a PC-like serial port in the back for the mouse. With the Mac SE and II, the switched to ADB, which looked like a PS/2 port, but you could daisy chain your mouse, keyboard, and other inputs like tablets or joysticks all into one jack in the back of the computer.

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                          With the Mac SE and II, the switched to ADB, which looked like a PS/2 port, but you could daisy chain your mouse, keyboard, and other inputs like tablets or joysticks all into one jack in the back of the computer.

                          The port looks similar - both are mini-DIN - but ADB has four pins while PS/2 has six.

                          ADB was first introduced in 1986 on the Apple IIgs, and later was used in all Macs from the SE until the iMac. For the first few years there were two ADB ports, but in 1990 (maybe starting with the Mac IIsi?) they reduced it to one and started shipping keyboards with ports to daisy chain the mouse from.

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                            Except that wasn't a serial port, it was midi, and the reason it was on the sound card was because the input was analog.

                            Your joystick was just two fancy potentiometers, and your soundcard decoded the voltage on the middle legs into a position.

                            Soundcards handled joysticks because they had the fastest ADCs.

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                            Wow, 30 years later and I'm just learning this now. Thank you

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                              Born in '88 and this was also my childhood. But to be fair, my parents bought the PC from Sears so it was probably an older, budget model. It ran Windows 3.1 and had a 16 MHz 386 with the Turbo button.

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                              My 286 had PS/2 ports instead of the obsolete DIN keyboard/serial mouse.

                              smug_look_of_superiority.jpg

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                              • halyihev@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                I'm this old.
                                TRS-80 Model III

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                                love some fuckin trash80

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  Except that wasn't a serial port, it was midi, and the reason it was on the sound card was because the input was analog.

                                  Your joystick was just two fancy potentiometers, and your soundcard decoded the voltage on the middle legs into a position.

                                  Soundcards handled joysticks because they had the fastest ADCs.

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                                  More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_port

                                  The 15-pin D-sub connector itself was apparently a combination of analog and digital. It had to be, since MIDI is digital (it's right there in the name: Musical Instrument Digital Interface). TIL it wasn't all digital.

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    Except that wasn't a serial port, it was midi, and the reason it was on the sound card was because the input was analog.

                                    Your joystick was just two fancy potentiometers, and your soundcard decoded the voltage on the middle legs into a position.

                                    Soundcards handled joysticks because they had the fastest ADCs.

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                                    They didn't even use an ADC. They used 555 timers to produce a pulse. They measured the length of the pulse to determine the potentiometer position. Since there are 4 analog inputs, they typically used the 558 timer which is the quad version of the 555.

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                                      How are old you

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                                        Edit: I never used one of these, I'm just as old as one. First computers I used were a Macintosh 128k and an Apple ]|[, unless you count the TI 91-a as a computer and not a console, but that machine is older than me

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          I’ll see your raise, and up it:

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                                          My brother in Munchman, Alpine, and coding racist stuff out of the book.

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