A true cinephile
-
isnt -3 like a 7. Like you get so ugly you become pretty again
Only to very specific fetishists
-
When I was in college, I was pretty into a girl, but was too nervous to ask her out. I'm also famously oblivious.
A few months into this, she texts me saying she needs someone to peer review a paper, and wants me to come over to her place the next night around 10. She also specifically says her roommate will he out and she knows neither of us are seeing anyone, so we'll both be free to meet up.
So I go over there, and she comes out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I figure she's wanting to go to bed pretty soon.
She asks if I want a drink, and I ask for some water..She grabs it for me and sits next to me on the couch, and I lean in and.... ask for the paper.
She's like, "Oh, yeah." And she goes and prints it out and brings it to me.
It was pretty rough, and I peer-reviewed the shit out of it. I show her a bunch of mistakes and stuff, tell her she has some work to do, and leave.
I didn't realize how much of a seemingly-cruel dumbass I was for like a year.
tell me this has a good end and you guys are together now
-
When I was in college, I was pretty into a girl, but was too nervous to ask her out. I'm also famously oblivious.
A few months into this, she texts me saying she needs someone to peer review a paper, and wants me to come over to her place the next night around 10. She also specifically says her roommate will he out and she knows neither of us are seeing anyone, so we'll both be free to meet up.
So I go over there, and she comes out wearing yoga pants and a sports bra. I figure she's wanting to go to bed pretty soon.
She asks if I want a drink, and I ask for some water..She grabs it for me and sits next to me on the couch, and I lean in and.... ask for the paper.
She's like, "Oh, yeah." And she goes and prints it out and brings it to me.
It was pretty rough, and I peer-reviewed the shit out of it. I show her a bunch of mistakes and stuff, tell her she has some work to do, and leave.
I didn't realize how much of a seemingly-cruel dumbass I was for like a year.
The year after i graduated college i went back to visit for some alumni thing. I ran into this guy i had been flirty with the year before and he invited me over to his room to "hang out". When I got there, he had just done laundry and had clean sheets he needed to put on his bed. I offered to help. I offered by sprawling my whole body, ass up, across his bed so I could tuck the corner in.
And then...
I helped him make his bed and clean the rest of his room. And we had a really nice chat and catch up. A couple of hours later, we hugged goodbye and I left.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Once i had a girl sleep over, because she missed the last Train. When i asked what Music she would like to hear, she said "let's go to bed" by the Cure. The next 4 times i asked her, she said the same thing. I remember thinking "gee she must really love that song". #autism
-
I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
Same. I like to think I've gotten older/wiser, but in reality, I do not believe I have.
-
I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
Same. I like to think I've gotten older/wiser, but in reality, I do not believe I have.
-
It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.
Lol great advice. I did actually reinforce my bed frame. Not because of the weight of my partners so much as the uh... force in play sometimes.
My main problem when I'm single is that I get very few matches on the apps, and I'm shy about approaching women in person unless they make the first move. Once I'm actually talking to someone, the chances are pretty decent and not just with "-3s". Same thing with job interviews. As soon as I'm in person, I'll talk pretty much anyone into hiring me - but getting to that point is difficult. Actually the job interview success rate is even better, it's like 80-90%.
-
Lol great advice. I did actually reinforce my bed frame. Not because of the weight of my partners so much as the uh... force in play sometimes.
My main problem when I'm single is that I get very few matches on the apps, and I'm shy about approaching women in person unless they make the first move. Once I'm actually talking to someone, the chances are pretty decent and not just with "-3s". Same thing with job interviews. As soon as I'm in person, I'll talk pretty much anyone into hiring me - but getting to that point is difficult. Actually the job interview success rate is even better, it's like 80-90%.
I feel you there. As far as dating apps go. In my experience, vet your photos. Photos I thought were good were bad and I used photofeeler to find my best pictures to use. Get some friends to help you with capturing some good pics and writing a good short profile.
I am a decent looking guy but wouldn't say I'm hot, and had pretty decent amount of matches and dates. Swipe yes less, be picky and don't just swipe right on every hot girl make sure there is at least something about them you think you would match vibes on. Keep chats brief and ask for a casual date early on and within a few days. Go on bad dates, it builds confidence.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Me? Is that you?
-
This post did not contain any content.
Way back when I was a student, I was at a girl's place for some project we had to do together, and she (and this is going to date me) showed off her stereo setup that she had hooked up to her PC to play Wolfenstein 3D. Later we also ended up watching TV on her couch together.
It took a decade before that quarter finally dropped.
-
Sometimes decades later I suddenly realise I was being flirted on in some random party circa 2004. I used to think exactly like you!
This would require me to be invited to a party
-
I was this dumb when I was a teenager.
I like to think that I'm not that dumb anymore, but I'm definitely still afraid of misinterpreting something as romantic/sexual that was meant in a friendly way.
