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    Jesus loved his bro's

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      Easy answer. Just push selling whatever you want on them. Hell make up stembolts.

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        What really fucking sucks is realizing South Park's creators seem to believe this unironically.

        I'm always pulled back to their endless transphobia and gay baiting when compared to their love-in with Mormons.

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          Easy answer. Just push selling whatever you want on them. Hell make up stembolts.

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          Self-sealing I hope?

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            I loved that movie

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              What really fucking sucks is realizing South Park's creators seem to believe this unironically.

              I'm always pulled back to their endless transphobia and gay baiting when compared to their love-in with Mormons.

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              Wait, are you trying to say that the creators of South Park like Mormonism?

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                Wait, are you trying to say that the creators of South Park like Mormonism?

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                If you think the musical skewers Mormons, though, think again. Parker and Stone do challenge the literal credibility of the story of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But the Mormons they write about come across as lovable and optimistic.

                "I don't think anybody would want to see a two-hour-long Mormon-bashing, and we wouldn't want to see that either," Parker tells Fresh Air's Terry Gross. "We love the goofiness of Mormon stories. Some of them are incredulous, and we loved almost all the Mormons that we had ever met. So this was sort of this conundrum that we like to talk about — we think what they believe is really, really ridiculous, and yet they seem like pretty happy people."

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                Along with critical acclaim, the musical has received largely positive feedback from Mormons who have seen the show, Parker says.

                "The official church response was something along the lines of 'The Book of Mormon the musical might entertain you for a night, but the Book of Mormon,' — the book as scripture — 'will change your life through Jesus,' " Stone says. "Which we actually completely agree with. The Mormon church's response to this musical is almost like our Q.E.D. at the end of it. That's a cool, American response to a ribbing — a big musical that's done in their name."

                "Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them."

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                  Self-sealing I hope?

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                  Those come at a premium.

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                    If you think the musical skewers Mormons, though, think again. Parker and Stone do challenge the literal credibility of the story of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. But the Mormons they write about come across as lovable and optimistic.

                    "I don't think anybody would want to see a two-hour-long Mormon-bashing, and we wouldn't want to see that either," Parker tells Fresh Air's Terry Gross. "We love the goofiness of Mormon stories. Some of them are incredulous, and we loved almost all the Mormons that we had ever met. So this was sort of this conundrum that we like to talk about — we think what they believe is really, really ridiculous, and yet they seem like pretty happy people."

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                    Along with critical acclaim, the musical has received largely positive feedback from Mormons who have seen the show, Parker says.

                    "The official church response was something along the lines of 'The Book of Mormon the musical might entertain you for a night, but the Book of Mormon,' — the book as scripture — 'will change your life through Jesus,' " Stone says. "Which we actually completely agree with. The Mormon church's response to this musical is almost like our Q.E.D. at the end of it. That's a cool, American response to a ribbing — a big musical that's done in their name."

                    "Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them."

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                    This amounts to the way that I look at my dog. It’s loveable and outwardly friendly, but also stupid and destructive and terrible at driving. This isn’t an indictment, it’s a sincere and level-headed critique from an agnostic perspective on religion from a time before people needed to SLAM others for attention.

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                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      What really fucking sucks is realizing South Park's creators seem to believe this unironically.

                      I'm always pulled back to their endless transphobia and gay baiting when compared to their love-in with Mormons.

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                      If you think South Park or the creators have ever praised Mormonism, you have completely missed the satire and point of every Mormon related episode of the show, every movie they have made, and especially their Broadway musical, The Book of Mormon.

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                        This amounts to the way that I look at my dog. It’s loveable and outwardly friendly, but also stupid and destructive and terrible at driving. This isn’t an indictment, it’s a sincere and level-headed critique from an agnostic perspective on religion from a time before people needed to SLAM others for attention.

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                        This amounts to the way that I look at my dog.

                        Sure. But then you still love your dog. And if you're writing love letters to your dog in your televised comedy, that sticks out. Especially when the other half of your episodes involve cartoonishly shoving firecrackers up your neighbor's cat's asshole.

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                          If you think South Park or the creators have ever praised Mormonism, you have completely missed the satire and point of every Mormon related episode of the show, every movie they have made, and especially their Broadway musical, The Book of Mormon.

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                          If you think South Park or the creators have ever praised Mormonism

                          They straight up literally have. Repeatedly and frequently. Matt and Trey having Cartoon God explicitly state that he's only letting Mormons into Heaven is about as much glowing praise as a cartoon about Satan having anal sex with Saddam Hussein and Donald Trump can churn out.

                          Put up against Britney Spears blowing her own head of with a shotgun and George Clooney asphyxiating on the smug farts of his electric car, and it really stands out.

                          The Book of Mormon

                          A stage play that collaborated with the Mormon Church to prostelatyze.

                          Throw a few dick jokes into Shen Yun and its still propaganda. This is a story of Mormon Missionaries going abroad and helping a bunch of backwards primitive Africans find entitlement through (a comic reinterpretation of) the Mormon faith.

                          Rudyard Kipling could hardly have done worse.

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                            Those come at a premium.

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                            It's worth it though. And what about some delicious yamok sauce?

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                              This amounts to the way that I look at my dog.

                              Sure. But then you still love your dog. And if you're writing love letters to your dog in your televised comedy, that sticks out. Especially when the other half of your episodes involve cartoonishly shoving firecrackers up your neighbor's cat's asshole.

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                              I don’t know that I can describe what 2000s and 2010s satire was like in a way that folks not around for it could understand. Following the episode where you point out how stupid a religion’s premise is with “only Mormons get into heaven” is meant to be taken as a joke.

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                                Not to get too serious, given the topic and the community I'm in, but...

                                There's a saying along the lines of "You can't reason someone out of a position they did not reason themselves into." And the overwhelming majority of the time, it's completely true.

                                Ridiculous as it sounds, there are large numbers of people out there who believe that being gay is a choice. These people legitimately feel like any recognition and representation of homosexuality risks turning people gay.

                                You can spend all the time you want asking them when they chose to be straight and logically explaining things to them, it almost certainly will not matter.

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                                  Ah, the soul soliciting pigfuckers are at the door.

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                                    I don’t know that I can describe what 2000s and 2010s satire was like in a way that folks not around for it could understand. Following the episode where you point out how stupid a religion’s premise is with “only Mormons get into heaven” is meant to be taken as a joke.

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                                    Following the episode where you point out how stupid a religion’s premise is

                                    While shamelessly glazing its members. Gary, the Mormon counterpart to the South Park gang is Twilight Vampire levels of perfect at everything. The punchline of the whole episode is that the dogma of the religion doesn't matter, because the practitioners are these perfect, charming, innocent people. And you're all kinda assholes for bringing up their religion to begin with.

                                    Like, that's the joke. The final beat of the episode is laughing at you, the audience, for thinking Mormons aren't cool.

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                                      Following the episode where you point out how stupid a religion’s premise is

                                      While shamelessly glazing its members. Gary, the Mormon counterpart to the South Park gang is Twilight Vampire levels of perfect at everything. The punchline of the whole episode is that the dogma of the religion doesn't matter, because the practitioners are these perfect, charming, innocent people. And you're all kinda assholes for bringing up their religion to begin with.

                                      Like, that's the joke. The final beat of the episode is laughing at you, the audience, for thinking Mormons aren't cool.

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                                      “Dumb religion, decent people” pretty succinctly describes my impression of Mormons. I really take no issue.

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                                        What really fucking sucks is realizing South Park's creators seem to believe this unironically.

                                        I'm always pulled back to their endless transphobia and gay baiting when compared to their love-in with Mormons.

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                                        Making jokes about trans people is not transphobia.

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                                          Not to get too serious, given the topic and the community I'm in, but...

                                          There's a saying along the lines of "You can't reason someone out of a position they did not reason themselves into." And the overwhelming majority of the time, it's completely true.

                                          Ridiculous as it sounds, there are large numbers of people out there who believe that being gay is a choice. These people legitimately feel like any recognition and representation of homosexuality risks turning people gay.

                                          You can spend all the time you want asking them when they chose to be straight and logically explaining things to them, it almost certainly will not matter.

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                                          I can somewhat understand but of course not support that mindset.

                                          Imagine if you held it as an axiom that "being gay is bad for you". Then it becomes similar to addiction in their eyes, some people are more susceptible, some people are less, but it is the role of community to keep people away from indulging as it is bad for you. The choice that is presumed by them is not one of identity, but one of indulgence, the alternative they have is not "be straight", but "don't do gay things", so they want people to do what normal people call "staying in the closet".

                                          For them, a gay person is like a crack addict saying "but being a crackhead is not a choice, I was born with it, and this is how I want to live my life". And they fear to let their children next to this gay person the same way you'd be apprehensive of a crack addict, because they might give your kids crack and make them crack addicts too. And if you tell them that their kids might be gay too is like a crack addict telling you your kids might like crack too; well of course they might, but it's bad for you so you shouldn't do it.

                                          Now of course society should stay out of our bedrooms, but that is an axiom held by us, but not by them. And partisan politics of course likes to keep these divisions up so that you vote for the one side, they vote for the other, and nobody questions why can't we just live our lives in peace.

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