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If you think South Park or the creators have ever praised Mormonism
They straight up literally have. Repeatedly and frequently. Matt and Trey having Cartoon God explicitly state that he's only letting Mormons into Heaven is about as much glowing praise as a cartoon about Satan having anal sex with Saddam Hussein and Donald Trump can churn out.
Put up against Britney Spears blowing her own head of with a shotgun and George Clooney asphyxiating on the smug farts of his electric car, and it really stands out.
The Book of Mormon
A stage play that collaborated with the Mormon Church to prostelatyze.
Throw a few dick jokes into Shen Yun and its still propaganda. This is a story of Mormon Missionaries going abroad and helping a bunch of backwards primitive Africans find entitlement through (a comic reinterpretation of) the Mormon faith.
Rudyard Kipling could hardly have done worse.
Remember how South Park Kanye reacted to the gay fish joke? This guy right here
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True, I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick. But damn Christian’s keep asking me if I found Jesus. Damn it fuckers just admit you lost at hide n seek already!
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Also religious people:
Trying to force public schools to post the ten commandments.
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It's projection. It never made sense to me until I realized it's all projection. They think gay people are going door to door exactly like they do.
They go door to door saying "Have you found Christianity? I've chosen to be Christian and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be Christian, I think you should raise your children to be Christian, I think we should have a Christian society."
So they just assume everyone else is going door to door "Have you found gayness? I've chosen to be gay and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be gay, I think you should raise your children to be gay, I think we should have a gay society."
Which to us is as ridiculous as going door to door "Have you found left handedness? I've chosen to be left handed and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be left handed, I think you should raise your children to be left handed, I think we should have a left handed society."
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Making jokes about trans people is not transphobia.
The Steven Crowder Defense is a classic
the most offensive lines (and this is where trans people might want to stop reading) in the episode come from Garrison herself, when she becomes incensed that she can’t get her period or get pregnant. “This would mean I’m not really a woman. I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis,” Garrison says. “You made me into a freak.”
Really comedy gold
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“Dumb religion, decent people” pretty succinctly describes my impression of Mormons. I really take no issue.
It's the second part you'll struggle with. Any ex-Mormon can tell you the details.
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It's not an instant switch like you pick up a sport. I believe everybody is bisexual at first, because the genitals work, no matter what sex, however, your soul gets specialized into a direction. I started having fantasies, I accepted those about girls, and rejected those about boys, based on my social norms that my environment gave me. And I became a happy straight guy. I can't prove whether a different environment would have made me different, but I also cannot disprove it.
I believe everybody is bisexual at first
Then you're bisexual. If your "first" instinct was that both genders could be attractive, you're bisexual. But societal pressure convinced you to only seek out heterosexual relationships.
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Also religion: we gave birth to you so you're automatically sign up to our religion.
Also also religion: you're free to convert into our religion, but you're not allowed to leave.
Also also also religion: since you've converted into our religion, you are mandatory to ditch your name and use our system.
Also also also also religion: send religion police to patrol the street for religious compliance
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I loved that movie
I thought it fell apart in the third act.
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The only way Christian’s know they’re doing good is when they’re being persecuted. So they do things to create conflict, and they get confirmation bias.
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It's projection. It never made sense to me until I realized it's all projection. They think gay people are going door to door exactly like they do.
They go door to door saying "Have you found Christianity? I've chosen to be Christian and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be Christian, I think you should raise your children to be Christian, I think we should have a Christian society."
So they just assume everyone else is going door to door "Have you found gayness? I've chosen to be gay and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be gay, I think you should raise your children to be gay, I think we should have a gay society."
Which to us is as ridiculous as going door to door "Have you found left handedness? I've chosen to be left handed and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be left handed, I think you should raise your children to be left handed, I think we should have a left handed society."
...I'm so gonna go door to door with pamphlets on gayness.
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Not to get too serious, given the topic and the community I'm in, but...
There's a saying along the lines of "You can't reason someone out of a position they did not reason themselves into." And the overwhelming majority of the time, it's completely true.
Ridiculous as it sounds, there are large numbers of people out there who believe that being gay is a choice. These people legitimately feel like any recognition and representation of homosexuality risks turning people gay.
You can spend all the time you want asking them when they chose to be straight and logically explaining things to them, it almost certainly will not matter.
The response is always "having a choice means you are bisexual."
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Jesus loved his bro's
His bro's what?
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I can't see Mormons without thinking of Orgazmo. For a time, it was free on YouTube as well.
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I can't see Mormons without thinking of Orgazmo. For a time, it was free on YouTube as well.
The book of Mormon is even better. Legitimately had to force myself to breathe through the laughter.
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It's projection. It never made sense to me until I realized it's all projection. They think gay people are going door to door exactly like they do.
They go door to door saying "Have you found Christianity? I've chosen to be Christian and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be Christian, I think you should raise your children to be Christian, I think we should have a Christian society."
So they just assume everyone else is going door to door "Have you found gayness? I've chosen to be gay and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be gay, I think you should raise your children to be gay, I think we should have a gay society."
Which to us is as ridiculous as going door to door "Have you found left handedness? I've chosen to be left handed and I think it's a great way of life. I think you should choose to be left handed, I think you should raise your children to be left handed, I think we should have a left handed society."
"Have you tried gayness" spuds like a good pick up line for pride
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I thought it fell apart in the third act.
Oh it had so many problems. I still loved it.
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True, I’ve never had a gay guy wake me up too damned early on a Saturday to talk about sucking dick. But damn Christian’s keep asking me if I found Jesus. Damn it fuckers just admit you lost at hide n seek already!
Although if you want someone to talk your ear off about the church of cocks... Never in the morning though, early birds are the work of the devil. Or something like that. Beds are comfy.
We have by-weekly lunch meet-ups at Liz's Diner over on main too.
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Do not answer the door in your underwear. Apparently that's a crime.
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I can't see Mormons without thinking of Orgazmo. For a time, it was free on YouTube as well.
Orgazmo sounds like a Hentai villain
